Cancel your Tesla Cybertruck order TODAY

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Cancel it tomorrow and the next day and the day after that. Just call a random Tesla dealership and cancel your order. When they can't find your non existent Cybertruck order, assure them that you signed the paper work and you want the order cancelled. Don't yell or call people names. When they can't find the order keep assuring them that you have an order and you want it cancelled. Keep going up the chain of command until you've wasted a shit load of their time. Leave them absolutely befuddled. Try to waste as much time of their time on the phone as you can, at least an hour.

Go to a Tesla dealership and take a test drive with no intention of buying. take the dealer on a circuitous route. Ask them to drive. Tell them that you are thirsty and ask them to swing by the Sev for a Big Gulp. stay in the store for 15 minutes, tell him there was was a issue with the cashier and your credit card when you were actually just shooting the shit with the 7/11 employees.

Call the Tesla dealership and ask if the issue with your Tesla has been fixed. When they ask for your ID info just feed them a bunch of bullshit. Tell them, "Oh this is the dealership on Main St.? I think I actually took it to the dealership on 1st Street. Can you call and confirm that it's there? tell them that your daughter's PhD dissertation is the trunk and you need to get it to her pronto!

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