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Orrex

(65,121 posts) Fri May 9, 2025, 06:53 AM 15 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Slipped and fell on red carpet at Met Gala?

Fatally stripped his gears while back-pedaling on the economy?

Died while undergoing quack treatments pushed by Dr. Casey Means?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 15 hrs ago OP

Crushed by Kosmos 482 falling to earth? SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #1

Turpentine and hamberders overdose? Dave Bowman 15 hrs ago #2

Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD dutch777 15 hrs ago #3

Fatal Humiliation b/c Pope Leo has an incredibly high Q Factor in popularity no_hypocrisy 15 hrs ago #4

Lady Justice beheads Donald Trump after hearing he appointed Jeanine Pirro US Attorney surfered 15 hrs ago #5

Bazinga! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #7

I thank you 🙏 surfered 15 hrs ago #8

I live for the day the sword of Justice falls on the ruzkie assets. SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #9

Bwaaah malaise 8 hrs ago #30

Oval Office meeting with Hegseth and Pirro C_U_L8R 15 hrs ago #6

Falls deep into the earth's core from the weight of embarrassment when he finally gains the ability? Brainfodder 15 hrs ago #10

omg My laffs of the early morning. TY Orrex & posters! electric_blue68 15 hrs ago #11

The only thread that will beat this one first thing in the morning is malaise 14 hrs ago #13

As much as I enjoy posting this thread... Orrex 14 hrs ago #15

And so say malaise 14 hrs ago #16

Definitely, absolutely, and you-bet-yer-ass! calimary 13 hrs ago #20

The entire world will celebrate when slobby croaks! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #27

Baaahahahaaaa....Indeed! electric_blue68 13 hrs ago #23

... SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #26

No bu tKimmel had a blast re Pope Pompous XVIII, Archbishop malaise 15 hrs ago #12

Swallowed whole by MTG. twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #14

I wish. KPN 13 hrs ago #17

No, that Pope hat (Mitre) wasn't tight enough, it didn't cut off the blood supply to his diseased brain long enough. sop 13 hrs ago #18

You're assuming that there's a brain in there? leftieNanner 11 hrs ago #28

The day is still young Botany 13 hrs ago #19

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 13 hrs ago #21

He accidently took an IQ test....The professors buried him..thought he was dead. chouchou 13 hrs ago #22

Over-active bladder from pissing on everyone finally went septic? 58Sunliner 13 hrs ago #24

Hope Springs Eternal... hlthe2b 12 hrs ago #25

Damn, just another day closer. republianmushroom 11 hrs ago #29

SheltieLover

(67,583 posts)

1. Crushed by Kosmos 482 falling to earth?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 06:54 AM

15 hrs ago

Mistaken for a wapo journalist & "welcomed" by price bonesaw?

Dave Bowman

(5,103 posts)

2. Turpentine and hamberders overdose?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 06:58 AM

15 hrs ago

dutch777

(4,404 posts)

3. Suicide when he realized his existence was prime cause of crashing US birthrate. Gift to JD

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:01 AM

15 hrs ago

"Fell" out of a window at Trump Tower. Melania saw it happen from "across' the room.

no_hypocrisy

(51,456 posts)

4. Fatal Humiliation b/c Pope Leo has an incredibly high Q Factor in popularity

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:04 AM

15 hrs ago

and he is just yesterday's news.

surfered

(6,581 posts)

5. Lady Justice beheads Donald Trump after hearing he appointed Jeanine Pirro US Attorney

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:04 AM

15 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(67,583 posts)

7. Bazinga!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:11 AM

15 hrs ago

Love it!

surfered

(6,581 posts)

8. I thank you 🙏

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #7)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:15 AM

15 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(67,583 posts)

9. I live for the day the sword of Justice falls on the ruzkie assets.

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:18 AM

15 hrs ago

malaise

(283,823 posts)

30. Bwaaah

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Fri May 9, 2025, 02:21 PM

8 hrs ago

😂

C_U_L8R

(47,257 posts)

6. Oval Office meeting with Hegseth and Pirro

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:07 AM

15 hrs ago

Someone lit a match and the ignited fumes almost took out the whole west wing.
Roasted fuckface l'orange.

Brainfodder

(7,243 posts)

10. Falls deep into the earth's core from the weight of embarrassment when he finally gains the ability?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:22 AM

15 hrs ago

Finally succumbs to the pain from all the eye daggers aimed at him wherever he goes?

The boil between his ears pops like The Boys?

electric_blue68

(21,287 posts)

11. omg My laffs of the early morning. TY Orrex & posters!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:25 AM

15 hrs ago

malaise

(283,823 posts)

13. The only thread that will beat this one first thing in the morning is

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #11)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:59 AM

14 hrs ago

the one announcing that he croaked😀

Orrex

(65,121 posts)

15. As much as I enjoy posting this thread...

Reply to malaise (Reply #13)

Fri May 9, 2025, 08:17 AM

14 hrs ago

I would enjoy reading that one even more!

malaise

(283,823 posts)

16. And so say

Reply to Orrex (Reply #15)

Fri May 9, 2025, 08:19 AM

14 hrs ago

all of us😀

calimary

(86,172 posts)

20. Definitely, absolutely, and you-bet-yer-ass!

Reply to malaise (Reply #16)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:30 AM

13 hrs ago

Btw, I’ve come to LOVE these “Is he dead yet?” threads! They keep me smiling, and optimistic, every day!

SheltieLover

(67,583 posts)

27. The entire world will celebrate when slobby croaks!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #15)

Fri May 9, 2025, 10:02 AM

12 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(21,287 posts)

23. Baaahahahaaaa....Indeed!

Reply to malaise (Reply #13)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:42 AM

13 hrs ago

Bc I stay up excessively late; I sleep in. I wonder when that day comes, I won't mind being woken up by the raucous cheering of my neighbors!

SheltieLover

(67,583 posts)

26. ...

Reply to malaise (Reply #13)

Fri May 9, 2025, 10:01 AM

12 hrs ago

malaise

(283,823 posts)

12. No bu tKimmel had a blast re Pope Pompous XVIII, Archbishop

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 07:26 AM

15 hrs ago

of Rantbury😂😀😂

twodogsbarking

(13,573 posts)

14. Swallowed whole by MTG.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 08:01 AM

14 hrs ago

KPN

(16,589 posts)

17. I wish.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:10 AM

13 hrs ago

sop

(14,072 posts)

18. No, that Pope hat (Mitre) wasn't tight enough, it didn't cut off the blood supply to his diseased brain long enough.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:14 AM

13 hrs ago

leftieNanner

(15,956 posts)

28. You're assuming that there's a brain in there?

Reply to sop (Reply #18)

Fri May 9, 2025, 11:02 AM

11 hrs ago

I'm not so sure.

Botany

(74,071 posts)

19. The day is still young

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:20 AM

13 hrs ago

Just remember that every day is one day closer to his dirt nap.

niyad

(123,599 posts)

21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:34 AM

13 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

chouchou

(1,848 posts)

22. He accidently took an IQ test....The professors buried him..thought he was dead.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:41 AM

13 hrs ago

58Sunliner

(5,740 posts)

24. Over-active bladder from pissing on everyone finally went septic?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:44 AM

13 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(109,542 posts)

25. Hope Springs Eternal...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 09:49 AM

12 hrs ago

Anticipatory reaction:

CELEBRATE!

republianmushroom

(19,781 posts)

29. Damn, just another day closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 9, 2025, 11:22 AM

11 hrs ago

But, we are getting there slowly, by we are getting there. I tell myself this every day.

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