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#PopeLeoThe14th is a REAL Christian who follows the message of Jesus, which is directly the OPPOSITE of evil MAGA charlatans.

Surely, he knows this Bible passage:
“I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them.

For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive."
- Romans 15:18

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MAGA is furious that this Pope cares about the poor and sick lmao

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@LauraLoomer out here foaming at the mouth like the Pope just slapped her MAGA hat off with a rosary.

BREAKING:
Yes — Robert Prevost is the new Pope. He’s now Pope Leo XIV, the first American in history to wear the white cassock. Born in Chicago.
Fluent in Spanish.
Spent years helping the poor in Peru.
Actual real-deal Vatican-approved Pope.

And Laura?
She’s melting down because he doesn’t goose-step behind Trump like a Fox News segment.
She calls him a Marxist because — wait for it — he’s anti-cruelty, pro-human dignity, and believes in helping refugees.
You know, all that dangerously Christ-like stuff.

Sweetheart, if Jesus showed up today handing out loaves and fishes, you'd be screeching about food stamp fraud.

And let’s be real — you don't care about the Pope.
You care that he doesn’t hate the same people you do.
You wanted a Vatican rebrand with red hats and fascist fashion.
What you got instead was a man of God who believes in justice over jingoism, and now you’re short-circuiting like a gas stove in a baptismal font.

Call him a Marxist all you want — but if your idea of faith depends on cruelty, cages, and cult worship of a twice-impeached orange messiah, then maybe you're not mad at the Pope... maybe you're just allergic to the Gospel.