Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Orrex

(65,510 posts)
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:38 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Ruptured bowel from Justice Roberts stuffing his own head even farther up there?

Beheaded by malfunctioning guillotine during Bastille Day celebration?

Died from lingering "wounds," one year to the day after getting "shot?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

45 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP
Epstein being his kryptonite, he shrivles & dies? SheltieLover Monday #1
All I have for today is... Hugin Monday #5
Lol SheltieLover Monday #7
Napped during spray tan session...got too dark... MiHale Monday #2
Go, Gator, Go! GopherGal Monday #34
👍... MiHale Monday #40
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Monday #3
We'll all be like Lucy on that glorious day surfered Monday #13
Absolutely NOT!!! There is no way that I will waste one precious drop niyad Monday #23
I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a bottle of bubbly today. surfered Monday #37
This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Monday #24
Overdue like a library book. no_hypocrisy Monday #4
Cut that tag off the mattress. twodogsbarking Monday #16
"But... Mama told me Monday for sure!" hlthe2b Monday #6
Aww.. bdamomma 17 hrs ago #44
The ghost of Alfred Nobel returned from the dead with dynamite to blow him up... surfered Monday #8
!!! niyad Monday #25
Nice malaise Monday #35
my count doun clock is running. AllaN01Bear Monday #9
symptoms grow worse DoBW Monday #10
swollen hands from lashing out & trying to put holes in the walls (i'm guessing) orleans Monday #33
Epstein bdamomma 17 hrs ago #45
No, but another day closer and deeper in poop. Joinfortmill Monday #11
Seriously, that is the 1st thought every day BigmanPigman Monday #12
No but he'd better hope soon to be Dexter doesn't flood out his base malaise Monday #14
This is how I feel trying to come up with new ideas of his demise surfered Monday #15
Awwww... SheltieLover Monday #28
On visit to Texas, he stumbled into a neighborhood birthday party but happy partiers mistook txwhitedove Monday #17
Bwaaaaaaah malaise Monday #22
I have wanted a Rump pinata since his 1st election when we saw them on drive to Austin! txwhitedove Monday #39
Hahaha! SheltieLover Monday #29
One last pocket pool session before lunch he thinks, and there he is found mushroom in hand, expired. Brainfodder Monday #18
Disappeared just like the client list IronLionZion Monday #19
Zapped by imaginary New Jersey lightning Wicked Blue Monday #20
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Moostache Monday #21
Not yesterday or last night, how about today, Lord, it is still young ? republianmushroom Monday #26
Which brings me back to my original question: WHY THE HELL NOT? Ocelot II Monday #27
died from gold spray paint fumes crud Monday #30
Indeed! calimary Monday #36
Certainly not until Gordcanuck Monday #31
His orange head may literally explode TBF Monday #32
No, goddmmit, but I'm praying. Joinfortmill Monday #38
Self-inflicted DEATH BLOW Blue Owl Monday #41
Had a stroke when visited by Epstein's ghost of perversions past? NNadir Monday #42
I am so disappointed in Cholesterol. 🤦🏻 LetMyPeopleVote Monday #43

SheltieLover

(71,407 posts)
1. Epstein being his kryptonite, he shrivles & dies?
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:40 AM
Monday

Shoved off the edge of the flat earth by magats angry about epstein files?

Crushed by huge soccer trophy?

Stroked out from being haunted by epstein?

Death ny a thousand cuts: tearing families apart, alligator auschwitz, economy, epstein, etc., etc., etc.

Flipped his yak fuzz being booed off the FIFA jumbotron? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281133 )

Another day closer, folks!



On edit: slob was booed off screen.

MiHale

(11,913 posts)
2. Napped during spray tan session...got too dark...
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:47 AM
Monday

ICE sent him to EVERGLADES CONCENTRATION CAMP…alligator did the rest.

niyad

(125,164 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 09:47 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Response to surfered (Reply #13)

surfered

(7,862 posts)
8. The ghost of Alfred Nobel returned from the dead with dynamite to blow him up...
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:25 AM
Monday

…preventing him from ever being awarded the Peace Prize

DoBW

(2,619 posts)
10. symptoms grow worse
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:29 AM
Monday

The other day people speculated that Trump was wearing a catheter and someone speculated today that one of his hands was swollen and bruised but covered with makeup indicative of having had a cannula inserted...please give me the juice that he is physically unwell and not just in his head

(@johjoh51.bsky.social) 2025-06-19T15:38:57.181Z


Trump health goes VIRAL over swollen, bruised hands - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tfZ...
#TrumpHealthBreakdown

Todd D (@toddd34.bsky.social) 2025-06-24T02:46:27.643Z

orleans

(36,251 posts)
33. swollen hands from lashing out & trying to put holes in the walls (i'm guessing)
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 12:30 PM
Monday

perhaps this epstein shit will finally be the end of trump

BigmanPigman

(53,337 posts)
12. Seriously, that is the 1st thought every day
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 10:33 AM
Monday

before I read or hear anything. It's about 5 seconds of hope. I keep hoping. I keep hoping REALLY, REALLY bad things.

txwhitedove

(4,148 posts)
17. On visit to Texas, he stumbled into a neighborhood birthday party but happy partiers mistook
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:02 AM
Monday

him for the Piñata. Oops.

Brainfodder

(7,519 posts)
18. One last pocket pool session before lunch he thinks, and there he is found mushroom in hand, expired.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:08 AM
Monday

I do wonder why we don't have any videos of him throwing ketchup bottles and other tirades?
Yet LEAKAMATIC on other things, important things.
Only way to get messages fast enough to Vlad or out come the videos?

IronLionZion

(49,433 posts)
19. Disappeared just like the client list
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:08 AM
Monday

If Epstein really was involved with some shadowy intel stuff, they wouldn't appreciate the attention they are getting on this.

Moostache

(10,664 posts)
21. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:27 AM
Monday

And sadly, as of 10:30 AM CDT on 14Jul2025, it still wastes oxygen...

Someday, some blessed and forever revered day, the news will ring out to all corners - Ding Dong the Douche is Dead!

republianmushroom

(20,614 posts)
26. Not yesterday or last night, how about today, Lord, it is still young ?
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:39 AM
Monday

Really don't care how, just when, and when is now, Lord.

Ocelot II

(125,905 posts)
27. Which brings me back to my original question: WHY THE HELL NOT?
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 11:42 AM
Monday

Why, God, why? Surely You could make more locusts, flies, frogs, boils and rivers of blood to inflict upon us! Why this?

calimary

(87,030 posts)
36. Indeed!
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 12:39 PM
Monday

I was just noticing all the gawdy “gold” decor all over the walls and surrounding what looks like a fireplace. And the “gold”-upholstered chairs, and the abnormally large paintings in “gold” frames.

Okay! Okay! I get what you’re desperately trying to shove down our throats, donald. You’re just waiting for the crown and scepter at this point.

Gordcanuck

(114 posts)
31. Certainly not until
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 12:21 PM
Monday

he has pardoned Ghislane Maxwell, the only eyewitness to a lot of the Epstein saga. The whole scandal will fade as Bondi closes up the case. Then he might hang’em up and check out, citing a recurrence of bone spurs, leaving others to clean up the rest of his disastrous “presidency”.

Blue Owl

(56,647 posts)
41. Self-inflicted DEATH BLOW
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 02:04 PM
Monday

And knowing how incompetent he is, he botched it so it will be EXTRA PAINFUL

NNadir

(36,158 posts)
42. Had a stroke when visited by Epstein's ghost of perversions past?
Mon Jul 14, 2025, 03:10 PM
Monday

Last edited Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:01 AM - Edit history (1)

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Is he dead yet?