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Orrex

(65,510 posts)
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:15 AM 18 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

"Disappeared" by Chelsea after the World Cup Trophy presentation?

Suicide after visiting Ghislaine Maxwell while cameras mysteriously malfunctioned and the guards were asleep?

Died from complications from his curiously over-inflated hand?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?


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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 18 hrs ago OP
Kirk offed him... MiHale 18 hrs ago #1
choked on a mc nugget... samnsara 18 hrs ago #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 18 hrs ago #3
Cankles superpatriotman 18 hrs ago #4
For my 70th birthday, I only wanted one thing... SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #5
Happy Birthday? surfered 15 hrs ago #17
Thx! The big 7-0. Now I feel old. SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #22
Any birthday with a zero in it is a big deal, but what are you gonna do? surfered 13 hrs ago #27
Not a damned thing else we can do. SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #31
Remember -- GopherGal 10 hrs ago #36
Always my goal! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #37
Attacked by a flock of flamigos. They kicked the sheet right out. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #6
Killed by salmonella on the onions on his Big Mac, having fired... NNadir 17 hrs ago #7
Accidentally bludgeoned multiple times over the head with a World Cup trophy? Oopsie Daisy 17 hrs ago #8
Beaten to a pulp by soccer hooligans? nt Dulcinea 12 hrs ago #30
No but we're not the only ones who want to celebrate his departure malaise 17 hrs ago #9
It is hard to imagine. gordianot 17 hrs ago #10
Blew a gasket screaming "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!" 2MuchNoise 16 hrs ago #11
Nice! Orrex 15 hrs ago #15
Texas has lots of festivals and activities. Rump should get an honorary invitation to the event in txwhitedove 16 hrs ago #12
Falling all the way down the long stairs from AF1 with cameras to document the event. LaRaven 16 hrs ago #13
How many REPEAT views do you think that would get? johnnyfins 12 hrs ago #28
Zillions! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #32
Invite him to dedicate a children's day camp in a Texas floodplain generalbetrayus 16 hrs ago #14
Hmm, they're still searching for those swept away, so a bit harsh. txwhitedove 15 hrs ago #16
I think there was more flooding in that area again, too. SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #24
Yes, hampering searches.., that and the fact that bodies, cars, trailers, moved miles downnstream txwhitedove 14 hrs ago #25
OMG! Heartbreaking! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #26
Assassinated by Putin for ending their Bromance surfered 15 hrs ago #18
Devoured while seeking the golf ball needed to cheat his way to his next "championship?" hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #19
HA HA HA! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #23
That would be poetic if he got attacked by johnnyfins 12 hrs ago #29
Bwaaaaah malaise 10 hrs ago #34
Not last night, damn, just a day closer, republianmushroom 14 hrs ago #20
Yearning for that moment when it's announced..... Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #21
Hands down, it's getting closer. 😀😀 malaise 10 hrs ago #35
Stabbed in the ear with an autopen Wicked Blue 11 hrs ago #33

samnsara

(18,571 posts)
2. choked on a mc nugget...
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:27 AM
18 hrs ago

.....or offed by that 'floating blood clot'....inching its way toward a major artery .....tick tick tick....

niyad

(125,164 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:55 AM
18 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(71,407 posts)
5. For my 70th birthday, I only wanted one thing...
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 07:57 AM
18 hrs ago

Laughed off world stage for most ridiculois tariff letter, fell & broke his fake stolen crown? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220485724 )

Keeled over from a very rare dose of reality? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132281325 )

Died from sleep deprivation following years of haunting by Ivana & now epstein?

surfered

(7,862 posts)
27. Any birthday with a zero in it is a big deal, but what are you gonna do?
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 01:05 PM
13 hrs ago

Keep on keeping on!🎂😄

NNadir

(36,158 posts)
7. Killed by salmonella on the onions on his Big Mac, having fired...
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:19 AM
17 hrs ago

...the CDC scientists charged with monitoring it.

gordianot

(15,623 posts)
10. It is hard to imagine.
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 08:40 AM
17 hrs ago

There must be something in the Epstein files that would embarrass him to death.

txwhitedove

(4,148 posts)
12. Texas has lots of festivals and activities. Rump should get an honorary invitation to the event in
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 09:48 AM
16 hrs ago

Mesquite, TX this month. His usual crumpled bluey suit, long red tie and makeup are perfect. I can't wait to see him negotiate with the rodeo bull. Hmmm, and hide those barrels.

generalbetrayus

(1,077 posts)
14. Invite him to dedicate a children's day camp in a Texas floodplain
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:06 AM
16 hrs ago

and burst an upstream dam?

Too soon?

txwhitedove

(4,148 posts)
25. Yes, hampering searches.., that and the fact that bodies, cars, trailers, moved miles downnstream
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:39 AM
14 hrs ago

by the water, are now under as much as 27 feet of gravel and debri. They are using dogs and sonar. I just watched news.... 😪

surfered

(7,862 posts)
18. Assassinated by Putin for ending their Bromance
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 10:32 AM
15 hrs ago

They’re still trying to determine if he fell out a window or died of polonium poisoning in his Diet Coke

hlthe2b

(110,629 posts)
19. Devoured while seeking the golf ball needed to cheat his way to his next "championship?"
Tue Jul 15, 2025, 11:07 AM
15 hrs ago


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