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surfered

(7,954 posts)
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:52 AM 22 hrs ago

Trump's rambling insanity

Trump 6/22/24 at a rally In Pennsylvania:

“No water in your faucets. You ever tried buying a new home and you turn it on? They have restrictors in there. You want to wash your hair. You want to wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip. The soap, you can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about ten times longer. You're trying. The worst is your hair. I have this beautiful, luxuriant hair, and I put stuff on. I put it in. Lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip, and you say, 'I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What?' They put restrictors and they put them on in places like here where there's so much water you don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water.”

That, ladies & gentlemen, is the President of the United States.

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Trump's rambling insanity (Original Post) surfered 22 hrs ago OP
And 1/3 of the country see nothing wrong with it, 1/3 Eliot Rosewater 22 hrs ago #1
Please don't be dissing TikTok, it has been a valuable information and organizing tool for the Left. OMGWTF 21 hrs ago #10
I'm using it as a catch for all social media that tens of millions are on 24/7 Eliot Rosewater 21 hrs ago #11
He's been rambling for years... Mike Nelson 22 hrs ago #2
Loco Taco is totally delirious. Dave Bowman 22 hrs ago #3
What is his fixation with his hair? leftyladyfrommo 22 hrs ago #4
His mother's precedent setting style, I presume. Bumbles 20 hrs ago #23
"Arnold Palmer was all man" emulatorloo 22 hrs ago #5
The MAGA's "Dumbfuck Messiah". Idiocy reigns. oasis 22 hrs ago #6
Good grief. nt leftyladyfrommo 21 hrs ago #7
Gas at 1.99, no where when he said it, and 300% off eggs at one point, that means you paying me to take them sir? Brainfodder 21 hrs ago #8
...with tears in your eyes? PCIntern 19 hrs ago #25
just going to point out (one more time) that this was WELL before the election stopdiggin 21 hrs ago #9
Well, that other candidate PatSeg 21 hrs ago #14
well - our expectations of what Americans are REALLY about stopdiggin 21 hrs ago #16
That's for sure PatSeg 17 hrs ago #28
That's exactly what they did. MLWR 20 hrs ago #19
Well, there are pillars of salt PatSeg 17 hrs ago #29
"I have this beautiful, luxuriant hair" PatSeg 21 hrs ago #12
And he is 6' 3" and 235 lbs too. Botany 20 hrs ago #21
And he has a "big brain" too PatSeg 17 hrs ago #30
Yes, the big brain that got him flunked out of Fordham, that is made him illiterate, and had him Botany 14 hrs ago #34
Oh yes PatSeg 44 sec ago #37
He's reviving old material Javaman 21 hrs ago #13
Obviously he was more coherent in 2024 than he is now. flashman13 21 hrs ago #15
And... they voted for him anyway. chia 20 hrs ago #17
"I have this beautiful, luxuriant hair" milestogo 20 hrs ago #18
Guess what? Once again Trump is wrong. Botany 20 hrs ago #20
A sign of the times... "There are many reasons that people with dementia may exhibit... ultralite001 20 hrs ago #22
This wasn't rambling insanity at all, but the kind of hyperbolae he uses frustratingly effectively... Ol Janx Spirit 19 hrs ago #24
Beautiful, luxutiant yak fuzz rug is more like it, slobby. SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #26
What's really disturbing is Trump's followers understand his ramblings. sop 19 hrs ago #27
They understand key words Oeditpus Rex 17 hrs ago #33
Why is he talking about making his hair thicker? Iris 17 hrs ago #31
The Orange Turd's speech and posts reminds me of a scene from Blazing Saddles LogDog75 17 hrs ago #32
It's so stupid it's not even worth repeating. mdbl 12 hrs ago #35
Er .."luxuriant hair". koff, koff... BAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA electric_blue68 9 hrs ago #36

Eliot Rosewater

(33,180 posts)
1. And 1/3 of the country see nothing wrong with it, 1/3
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:55 AM
22 hrs ago

Has no idea at all what is going on at all because their nose is buried in TikTok and other social media and one third of the country are patriots trying to do the right thing, can’t survive that way, won’t.

OMGWTF

(4,848 posts)
10. Please don't be dissing TikTok, it has been a valuable information and organizing tool for the Left.
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:20 PM
21 hrs ago

Mike Nelson

(10,664 posts)
2. He's been rambling for years...
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 10:56 AM
22 hrs ago

... and his fans don't care. He is good at terrorizing people they call "foreigners" and "f__s." They love that about him.

emulatorloo

(45,998 posts)
5. "Arnold Palmer was all man"
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 11:06 AM
22 hrs ago
Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitalia
https://apnews.com/article/trump-arnold-palmer-closing-arguments-latrobe-pennsylvania-2bea9620c523e531a55259200215284e

“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”



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Brainfodder

(7,530 posts)
8. Gas at 1.99, no where when he said it, and 300% off eggs at one point, that means you paying me to take them sir?
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:06 PM
21 hrs ago


The list is long and apparently (R) was all he needed besides asking for stuff and kicking the can all over the place?

Hundreds of orders to sign WRITTEN BY OTHERS with his only input is his comment before/while signing it, that alone, FUBAR AF?

Has felt beyond time to face this monster down at his golf course in huge numbers and force him to flee to any country but this one and NEVER return!

stopdiggin

(14,031 posts)
9. just going to point out (one more time) that this was WELL before the election
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:16 PM
21 hrs ago

took place, wherein a majority of American went to the polls with "this is our guy" as their lodestone. And, yes - it was extensively covered by the MMM (main stream media).

Point being - the majority of the American people KNOW about this - and don't care. (or, alternatively - don't care enough to vote for another, hugely more qualified, candidate.)

PatSeg

(50,614 posts)
14. Well, that other candidate
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:31 PM
21 hrs ago

was a woman of mixed race and I don't anticipate seeing a woman president in my lifetime anymore. I'm beginning to believe that there are people out there who would vote for a pillar of salt before they would vote for a woman for president.

stopdiggin

(14,031 posts)
16. well - our expectations of what Americans are REALLY about
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:40 PM
21 hrs ago

has certainly taken a beating. pretty discouraging. - - - - - - -

PatSeg

(50,614 posts)
28. That's for sure
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 03:52 PM
17 hrs ago

After all these years, it seems I didn't really know Americans at all.

PatSeg

(50,614 posts)
29. Well, there are pillars of salt
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 03:53 PM
17 hrs ago

that would have made a better president than what we got.

PatSeg

(50,614 posts)
12. "I have this beautiful, luxuriant hair"
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:25 PM
21 hrs ago

Someone must have put "restrictors" on all his mirrors as well. The man is completely delusional.

Botany

(74,770 posts)
21. And he is 6' 3" and 235 lbs too.
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 01:27 PM
20 hrs ago

Just like Ohio State’s Will Howard. 6’4” 235.



or Novak Djokovic. 6’3” and 200



Or Muhammad Ali 6’3” and 235











PatSeg

(50,614 posts)
30. And he has a "big brain" too
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 03:58 PM
17 hrs ago

To go with that extraordinary Adonis-like physique.

He must be the most insecure man on the planet.

Botany

(74,770 posts)
34. Yes, the big brain that got him flunked out of Fordham, that is made him illiterate, and had him
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 06:55 PM
14 hrs ago

tell the President of Liberia that he, “speaks good English.”

Javaman

(64,259 posts)
13. He's reviving old material
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:30 PM
21 hrs ago

This is a variation on the toilets not flushing

He’s desperate…well more desperate than usual

Botany

(74,770 posts)
20. Guess what? Once again Trump is wrong.
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 01:25 PM
20 hrs ago

Water pressure is a function of the diameter of the pipe. The narrower the pipe the
higher the water pressure.

ultralite001

(1,892 posts)
22. A sign of the times... "There are many reasons that people with dementia may exhibit...
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 01:38 PM
20 hrs ago

sexually inappropriate behaviors, which can be very impactful on the people around them."

1. Disorientation to Place
2. Disorientation to Person
3. Misinterpretation of Signals
4. Impulse Control
5. Environmental Triggers
6. Unmet Needs
7. Physical Discomfort
8. Sexual Expression
9. + so much more...

https://readementia.com/dementia-and-sexually-inappropriate-behavior/

Ol Janx Spirit

(338 posts)
24. This wasn't rambling insanity at all, but the kind of hyperbolae he uses frustratingly effectively...
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 01:53 PM
19 hrs ago

...all the time.

And it is hyperbolae in the true sense that it isn't meant to be taken literally, but it tells many people that those tree-hugging liberals are taking away something you like--which is partially rooted in truth since there are many places where water resources need to be carefully managed.

But the sad fact is that this sort of hyperbolic rhetoric has worked for him. And there is not a good converse hyperbolae that would have the same impact, so you don't hear Democrats out there even trying to counter those things really. Comedians may make fun of what he says, but there are lots of people that hear exactly what he wants them to hear--while so many on our side pretend they can't even make sense of it.

Oeditpus Rex

(42,103 posts)
33. They understand key words
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 04:42 PM
17 hrs ago

like "drip." And they understand what that's like in he shower or at the sink, and they think, "Gee, if this happens to our Lardy Master, a multi-billionaire, it must be everywhere, all the time!"

Th's a big part of The Felon's craftiness: he speaks largely in cartoon images, lke the old "Wordless Workshop" strip in Popular Science. He says nothing, really, but he conveys simple concepts for simple mnds, while the rest of us are going, "Wnat the fuck is he talking about??" He's not talking about anything. He's using simple words to draw "Dick and Jane," and his cult members eat it up.

Meanwhile, of course, water pressure is hardly a matter of national importance, much less anywhere near as widespread as he leads them to believe. But it's one more thing to rile them up, and that's what he wants: "You get 'drip... drip... drip...' and it's the Democrats' fault."

LogDog75

(640 posts)
32. The Orange Turd's speech and posts reminds me of a scene from Blazing Saddles
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 04:09 PM
17 hrs ago

When the town in holding a meeting and the town's people decries the atrocities being committed against then and then says "I'm leaving," Gabby Johnson gets up and gives a speech. After the speech another one of the town leaders stands up and thanks Gabby Johnson for that "authentic frontier gibberish."

In the Orange Turd's case it's authentic MAGrAT gibberish which they eat up.

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