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Orrex

(65,869 posts) Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:43 AM Jul 21

Is he dead yet?

Targeted by numerous personal fouls by The Washington Commanders?

Beaten to a pulp with baseball bats by each of The Cleveland Commanders?

Internally gored to death by his kidney stones' antlers?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 21 OP

Hoisted by his own petard? SheltieLover Jul 21 #1

Wow Orrex Jul 21 #6

It sure would be, but I favor your 2nd offering. SheltieLover Jul 21 #7

No malaise Jul 21 #2

"Nooooooooo?!" hlthe2b Jul 21 #3

Exactly how most of the world feels, no doubt SheltieLover Jul 21 #9

He's bloated EYESORE 9001 Jul 21 #4

Get back he's gonna BLOW! Blue Owl Jul 21 #21

One wafer-thin mint ... Metaphorical Jul 21 #29

Just like that beached whale Blue Full Moon Jul 21 #30

Biff Spraytannen needs to pull himself up by his Foley and get his... Hugin Jul 21 #5

After seeing this photo, ICE agents detained the President and deported him to Sudan. surfered Jul 21 #8

Bazinga! You win the thread! SheltieLover Jul 21 #10

Thank you, but you guys win everyday! surfered Jul 21 #14

We all win every day, but the big win is yet to come! SheltieLover Jul 21 #15

Freaking hilarious malaise Jul 21 #20

LOL... We all wish... hlthe2b Jul 21 #22

He's a mob boss, pretty sure he has done business with them Blue Full Moon Jul 21 #31

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 21 #11

Another day, no bubbly. Wtf is slobby waiting for? SheltieLover Jul 21 #17

Yes, please. I am parched! niyad Jul 21 #23

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 21 #26

Absolutely understand! niyad Jul 21 #27

Soon... SheltieLover Jul 21 #28

Not last night, huh, lord. Well how about today ? republianmushroom Jul 21 #12

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah gave him a shave with a straight razor. Slippy, slippy. twodogsbarking Jul 21 #13

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 21 #16

Did any Texans vote for this? Torchlight Jul 21 #25

No, but i heard that God has received bluestarone Jul 21 #18

Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 21 #19

I'm still waiting for this... ShazzieB Jul 21 #24

SheltieLover

(73,106 posts)

1. Hoisted by his own petard?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:45 AM

Jul 21

Flipped yak fuzz upon learning Nature's sights were off? ( https://democraticunderground.com/110322707 )

Pummeled by the tens of thousands of low income seniors left adrift, facing Medicaid work requirements, without resources to attain said work? (
https://democraticunderground.com/100220499922 )

Orrex

(65,869 posts)

6. Wow

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:04 AM

Jul 21

Golf-related death has been a popular contender in these threads since the beginning. How particularly fantastic would that be?

SheltieLover

(73,106 posts)

7. It sure would be, but I favor your 2nd offering.

Reply to Orrex (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:12 AM

Jul 21

Any one will do. Just one. Now!

malaise

(288,341 posts)

2. No

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:46 AM

Jul 21

but the ghost of Epstein is tugging at his swollen ankles

hlthe2b

(111,119 posts)

3. "Nooooooooo?!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:48 AM

Jul 21

"...damn... "

SheltieLover

(73,106 posts)

9. Exactly how most of the world feels, no doubt

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:23 AM

Jul 21

EYESORE 9001

(28,885 posts)

4. He's bloated

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:57 AM

Jul 21

It’s a start.

Blue Owl

(57,157 posts)

21. Get back he's gonna BLOW!

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 03:12 PM

Jul 21

Metaphorical

(2,511 posts)

29. One wafer-thin mint ...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 04:17 PM

Jul 21

Blue Full Moon

(2,699 posts)

30. Just like that beached whale

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 04:40 PM

Jul 21

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Hugin

(36,815 posts)

5. Biff Spraytannen needs to pull himself up by his Foley and get his...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 09:58 AM

Jul 21

Ass out there detailing my truck. No more of this malingering!

It says so right there in the BOHICA Law.

surfered

(8,812 posts)

8. After seeing this photo, ICE agents detained the President and deported him to Sudan.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2025, 10:12 AM

Jul 21

One agent said, “He was obviously an illegal immigrant as his English was so bad and Sudan seemed the most likely country he came from as his skin color matched the desert soil.”