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Orrex

(65,642 posts)
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:16 AM Wednesday

Is he dead yet?

Head bitten off during Ozzy's farewell performance?

Killed by disgusted opera aficionados?

Quietly disappeared by the House Speaker during a five week vacation?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Wednesday OP
Got one for you, Orrex... True Dough Wednesday #1
Distressingly accurate Orrex Wednesday #2
No malaise Wednesday #4
Maybe this would work Blue Full Moon Wednesday #3
Hahaha! SheltieLover Wednesday #9
Nice malaise Wednesday #27
But look who died malaise Wednesday #5
But wait, there's more. twodogsbarking Wednesday #10
3's the charm... SheltieLover Wednesday #11
Maybe 300 eh. twodogsbarking Wednesday #13
Nope Gimpyknee Wednesday #6
Other than that, what do you think of the guy? Torchlight Wednesday #7
Burned up over Smokey the Bear's birthday party? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10114388#post3 ) SheltieLover Wednesday #8
Melaaaaaaaniaaaaah fixes him some tea. A special Russian blend. twodogsbarking Wednesday #12
Tea for two.... or, make that one.... Blue Owl Wednesday #19
♫♫ Epstein's Coming, Hide Your Heart, Girl! ♫ hlthe2b Wednesday #14
That bear will outrun malaise Wednesday #28
Tried to move his ball on the ninth fairway at Turnberry, and no_hypocrisy Wednesday #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Wednesday #16
Every day closer and nearer to dead. Joinfortmill Wednesday #17
Life's uncertain and the end is always near. surfered Wednesday #18
His diet alone should kill him spinbaby Wednesday #20
Morgan Spurlock. niyad Wednesday #21
I'm sure Trump's diet is worse than Supersize Me spinbaby Wednesday #23
Morgan ate only mcd's for one month, gained 25 pounds. He died May 2024. niyad Wednesday #24
Not last night, damn, but, we are a day closer. republianmushroom Wednesday #22
Has a fatal stroke when he finds out that his tariffs Wicked Blue Wednesday #25
Someone threw his "Get Out Of Jail Free" card into traffic Blue Owl Wednesday #26

malaise

(287,129 posts)
4. No
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:52 AM
Wednesday

but what folks have already accumulated re his close friendship with Jeffrey is keeping him awake at night. Word is that he is really worried that he has about the same chance of escaping this criminal trap of his own making as did Gilbert Genesta.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Genesta

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)
8. Burned up over Smokey the Bear's birthday party? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10114388#post3 )
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:23 AM
Wednesday

Pummeled by farmers on brink of bankruptcy bwcause of ICE? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220504765 )

Nightmares of defenstration after top ruskie judge meets "mysterious" end? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220505150 )

Deleted by an AI "coding crisis?" ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220505781 )

hlthe2b

(110,796 posts)
14. ♫♫ Epstein's Coming, Hide Your Heart, Girl! ♫
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:47 AM
Wednesday

♫♫♫Three Dog Night: Eli's Epstein's Coming! Hide your heart, girl Trump! ♫♫♫



Soundtrack to the fantasy....

no_hypocrisy

(52,384 posts)
15. Tried to move his ball on the ninth fairway at Turnberry, and
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:03 AM
Wednesday

was stomped to death by a Kelpie.

A kelpie, or water kelpie (Scottish Gaelic: each-uisge), is a mythical shape-shifting spirit inhabiting lochs in Scottish folklore. Legends of these shape-shifting water-horses, under various names, spread across the British Isles, appearing in the Northern Isles, Irish, Manx, Northern English, and Welsh folklore. It is usually described as a grey or white[1] horse-like creature, able to adopt human form. Some accounts state that the kelpie retains its hooves when appearing as a human, leading to its association with the Christian idea of Satan as alluded to by Robert Burns in his 1786 poem "Address to the Devil".


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie#https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie#

By Thomas Nugent, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=13581598

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niyad

(125,548 posts)
16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:04 AM
Wednesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(8,166 posts)
18. Life's uncertain and the end is always near.
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:05 AM
Wednesday

As my doctor explained, “What doesn’t kill you today, will try again tomorrow.”

Some day…..we will be free of this meddling King.

spinbaby

(15,299 posts)
20. His diet alone should kill him
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:15 AM
Wednesday

With a diet consisting of Diet Coke, fast food, and well-done steak with ketchup, how can he still be alive? Somewhere, I’m sure, a YouTuber did Trump’s diet for a month and documented the health consequences.

spinbaby

(15,299 posts)
23. I'm sure Trump's diet is worse than Supersize Me
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:48 AM
Wednesday

And didn’t Morgan Spurlock die a year or two ago?

Wicked Blue

(8,148 posts)
25. Has a fatal stroke when he finds out that his tariffs
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:18 PM
Wednesday

will hugely increase the cost of golf clubs.

Moronic ICE thugs accidentally deport him to Gitmo.

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