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Orrex

(65,837 posts) Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:16 AM Jul 23

Is he dead yet?

Head bitten off during Ozzy's farewell performance?

Killed by disgusted opera aficionados?

Quietly disappeared by the House Speaker during a five week vacation?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 23 OP

Got one for you, Orrex... True Dough Jul 23 #1

Distressingly accurate Orrex Jul 23 #2

No malaise Jul 23 #4

Maybe this would work Blue Full Moon Jul 23 #3

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 23 #9

Nice malaise Jul 23 #27

But look who died malaise Jul 23 #5

But wait, there's more. twodogsbarking Jul 23 #10

3's the charm... SheltieLover Jul 23 #11

Maybe 300 eh. twodogsbarking Jul 23 #13

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 23 #6

Other than that, what do you think of the guy? Torchlight Jul 23 #7

Burned up over Smokey the Bear's birthday party? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10114388#post3 ) SheltieLover Jul 23 #8

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaah fixes him some tea. A special Russian blend. twodogsbarking Jul 23 #12

Tea for two.... or, make that one.... Blue Owl Jul 23 #19

♫♫ Epstein's Coming, Hide Your Heart, Girl! ♫ hlthe2b Jul 23 #14

That bear will outrun malaise Jul 23 #28

Tried to move his ball on the ninth fairway at Turnberry, and no_hypocrisy Jul 23 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 23 #16

Every day closer and nearer to dead. Joinfortmill Jul 23 #17

Life's uncertain and the end is always near. surfered Jul 23 #18

His diet alone should kill him spinbaby Jul 23 #20

Morgan Spurlock. niyad Jul 23 #21

I'm sure Trump's diet is worse than Supersize Me spinbaby Jul 23 #23

Morgan ate only mcd's for one month, gained 25 pounds. He died May 2024. niyad Jul 23 #24

Not last night, damn, but, we are a day closer. republianmushroom Jul 23 #22

Has a fatal stroke when he finds out that his tariffs Wicked Blue Jul 23 #25

Someone threw his "Get Out Of Jail Free" card into traffic Blue Owl Jul 23 #26

True Dough

(24,064 posts)

1. Got one for you, Orrex...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:16 AM

Jul 23

Orrex

(65,837 posts)

2. Distressingly accurate

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:18 AM

Jul 23

malaise

(288,212 posts)

4. No

Reply to Orrex (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:52 AM

Jul 23

but what folks have already accumulated re his close friendship with Jeffrey is keeping him awake at night. Word is that he is really worried that he has about the same chance of escaping this criminal trap of his own making as did Gilbert Genesta.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Genesta

Blue Full Moon

(2,665 posts)

3. Maybe this would work

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 07:39 AM

Jul 23

SheltieLover

(73,031 posts)

9. Hahaha!

Reply to Blue Full Moon (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:23 AM

Jul 23

Good one!

malaise

(288,212 posts)

27. Nice

Reply to Blue Full Moon (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 02:17 PM

Jul 23

😀

malaise

(288,212 posts)

5. But look who died

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:00 AM

Jul 23

https://www.democraticunderground.com/132282315

twodogsbarking

(15,216 posts)

10. But wait, there's more.

Reply to malaise (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:28 AM

Jul 23

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/heritage-foundation-founder-edwin-j-feulner-dies-83

SheltieLover

(73,031 posts)

11. 3's the charm...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #10)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:33 AM

Jul 23

twodogsbarking

(15,216 posts)

13. Maybe 300 eh.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #11)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:40 AM

Jul 23

Gimpyknee

(529 posts)

6. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:05 AM

Jul 23

Torchlight

(5,437 posts)

7. Other than that, what do you think of the guy?

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:06 AM

Jul 23

SheltieLover

(73,031 posts)

8. Burned up over Smokey the Bear's birthday party? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10114388#post3 )

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:23 AM

Jul 23

Pummeled by farmers on brink of bankruptcy bwcause of ICE? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220504765 )

Nightmares of defenstration after top ruskie judge meets "mysterious" end? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220505150 )

Deleted by an AI "coding crisis?" ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220505781 )

twodogsbarking

(15,216 posts)

12. Melaaaaaaaniaaaaah fixes him some tea. A special Russian blend.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:38 AM

Jul 23

Blue Owl

(57,114 posts)

19. Tea for two.... or, make that one....

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #12)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:11 AM

Jul 23

hlthe2b

(111,093 posts)

14. ♫♫ Epstein's Coming, Hide Your Heart, Girl! ♫

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:47 AM

Jul 23

♫♫♫Three Dog Night: ~~Eli's~~ Epstein's Coming! Hide your heart, ~~girl~~ Trump! ♫♫♫

Soundtrack to the fantasy....

malaise

(288,212 posts)

28. That bear will outrun

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #14)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 02:19 PM

Jul 23

Slobby😀. Oops!

no_hypocrisy

(52,764 posts)

15. Tried to move his ball on the ninth fairway at Turnberry, and

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:03 AM

Jul 23

was stomped to death by a Kelpie.

A kelpie, or water kelpie (Scottish Gaelic: each-uisge), is a mythical shape-shifting spirit inhabiting lochs in Scottish folklore. Legends of these shape-shifting water-horses, under various names, spread across the British Isles, appearing in the Northern Isles, Irish, Manx, Northern English, and Welsh folklore. It is usually described as a grey or white[1] horse-like creature, able to adopt human form. Some accounts state that the kelpie retains its hooves when appearing as a human, leading to its association with the Christian idea of Satan as alluded to by Robert Burns in his 1786 poem "Address to the Devil".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie#https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelpie#

By Thomas Nugent, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=13581598

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niyad

(126,375 posts)

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:04 AM

Jul 23

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Joinfortmill

(18,727 posts)

17. Every day closer and nearer to dead.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:10 AM

Jul 23

surfered

(8,715 posts)

18. Life's uncertain and the end is always near.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:05 AM

Jul 23

As my doctor explained, “What doesn’t kill you today, will try again tomorrow.”

Some day…..we will be free of this meddling King.

spinbaby

(15,308 posts)

20. His diet alone should kill him

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:15 AM

Jul 23

With a diet consisting of Diet Coke, fast food, and well-done steak with ketchup, how can he still be alive? Somewhere, I’m sure, a YouTuber did Trump’s diet for a month and documented the health consequences.