He ditches the orange tanning spray for…the total Midas look…golden spray tan…not to be confused with…his showering option.

Every square inch of wall space is covered with tacky bright gold garish decor.

Their only value is monetary!


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Melania's Opera House and Brothel. Pardoned Jizzlane Maxwell as director/madam.

Only thing missing is red velvet.

The flea market vendor who decorated this place should be sentenced to life at Mar-a-Grifto touching up gold paint.

... with apologies to those of the Romani persuasion, of course. Fucker's got the taste of coked-up goat. Apologies to goats, too.

Shows he is really low class. I remember seeing this old movie where someone had all these gold in their house and the female character said the person with all this gold was insecure in the social scene. Reminds me of the orange Hitler to a T.

...seen pretty commonly taking up two bus seats and also blocking the aisle

The busts of Eisenhower and Churchill need several layers of gold spray paint from the dollar store.