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alterfurz

(2,649 posts) Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:27 AM Jul 23

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needs more (gilded) cowbell...

Having completed his makeover of the “Oval Orifice” in decor perhaps best described as “Golden Corral/Dollar Store Brothel," PEDOnald is seen here boasting to fellow clients that when the FBI flagged all the Epstein Files, "No one’s name came up more often than mine. No one!"

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needs more (gilded) cowbell... (Original Post) alterfurz Jul 23 OP

"" AllaN01Bear Jul 23 #1

garish and tasteless lapfog_1 Jul 23 #2

But he did properly accessorize with his gold necktie. Midnight Writer Jul 23 #5

He has lost his mind. Irish_Dem Jul 23 #20

Starting to wonder exactly when... MiHale Jul 23 #3

This room looks like someone manic and psychotic decorated it. Irish_Dem Jul 23 #4

Gilded Emptiness alterfurz Jul 23 #8

Trump knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Irish_Dem Jul 23 #12

That's right! sagetea Jul 23 #18

Wouldn't it be appropriate to have a Trophy wife on the mantle? Ping Tung Jul 23 #6

Or just her "modeling" porn shots in tacky gold frames. rubbersole Jul 23 #13

He needs a bigger mantle. flashman13 Jul 23 #14

He always sits like he's on the toilet. poli-junkie Jul 23 #7

He's shitting in his diaper. Greyhead Jul 23 #9

Early Federal Bordello yorkster Jul 23 #10

Took the words right out of my mouth! susanr516 Jul 23 #19

The woman figurine in the clock should be gold, too. Easy enough to spray paint her, I'd think. TheRickles Jul 23 #11

I hope all that gold shit is attached with glue that allows it to be peeled off without much damage. Vinca Jul 23 #15

I would call it Gypsy Rococo... GiqueCee Jul 23 #16

Maybe he thinks all those pictures of famous accomplished people with make himself an accomplished person? nt ShazamIam Jul 23 #17

"PEDOnald" is diabolical... live love laugh Jul 23 #21

He's such a tacky vulgarian. Texin Jul 23 #22

All that's missing is his name logo... live love laugh Jul 23 #23

He always sits like he's on the throne. Kid Berwyn Jul 23 #24

This is so gaudy and tasteless kimbutgar Jul 23 #25

Hot pants? Jean Genie Jul 23 #26

aka "manspreading"... alterfurz Jul 23 #28

Not enough gold yet.. Permanut Jul 23 #27

AllaN01Bear

(27,260 posts)

1. ""

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:31 AM

Jul 23

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lapfog_1

(31,222 posts)

2. garish and tasteless

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:34 AM

Jul 23

Midnight Writer

(24,599 posts)

5. But he did properly accessorize with his gold necktie.

Reply to lapfog_1 (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:52 AM

Jul 23

Irish_Dem

(73,702 posts)

20. He has lost his mind.

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:17 PM

Jul 23

MiHale

(12,097 posts)

3. Starting to wonder exactly when...

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:40 AM

Jul 23

He ditches the orange tanning spray for…the total Midas look…golden spray tan…not to be confused with…his showering option.

Irish_Dem

(73,702 posts)

4. This room looks like someone manic and psychotic decorated it.

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:50 AM

Jul 23

Every square inch of wall space is covered with tacky bright gold garish decor.

alterfurz

(2,649 posts)

8. Gilded Emptiness

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:39 PM

Jul 23

Irish_Dem

(73,702 posts)

12. Trump knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Reply to alterfurz (Reply #8)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:43 PM

Jul 23

sagetea

(1,516 posts)

18. That's right!

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #12)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:12 PM

Jul 23

Their only value is monetary!

sage

Ping Tung

(3,481 posts)

6. Wouldn't it be appropriate to have a Trophy wife on the mantle?

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:18 PM

Jul 23

rubbersole

(10,376 posts)

13. Or just her "modeling" porn shots in tacky gold frames.

Reply to Ping Tung (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:45 PM

Jul 23

Melania's Opera House and Brothel. Pardoned Jizzlane Maxwell as director/madam.

flashman13

(1,489 posts)

14. He needs a bigger mantle.

Reply to Ping Tung (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:50 PM

Jul 23

poli-junkie

(1,377 posts)

7. He always sits like he's on the toilet.

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:37 PM

Jul 23

Greyhead

(149 posts)

9. He's shitting in his diaper.

Reply to poli-junkie (Reply #7)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:40 PM

Jul 23

yorkster

(3,371 posts)

10. Early Federal Bordello

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:41 PM

Jul 23

Only thing missing is red velvet.

susanr516

(1,489 posts)

19. Took the words right out of my mouth!

Reply to yorkster (Reply #10)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:15 PM

Jul 23

TheRickles

(2,931 posts)

11. The woman figurine in the clock should be gold, too. Easy enough to spray paint her, I'd think.

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:41 PM

Jul 23

Vinca

(52,609 posts)

15. I hope all that gold shit is attached with glue that allows it to be peeled off without much damage.

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:51 PM

Jul 23

The flea market vendor who decorated this place should be sentenced to life at Mar-a-Grifto touching up gold paint.

GiqueCee

(2,768 posts)

16. I would call it Gypsy Rococo...

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 12:56 PM

Jul 23

... with apologies to those of the Romani persuasion, of course. Fucker's got the taste of coked-up goat. Apologies to goats, too.

ShazamIam

(2,893 posts)

17. Maybe he thinks all those pictures of famous accomplished people with make himself an accomplished person? nt

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:10 PM

Jul 23

live love laugh

(15,772 posts)

21. "PEDOnald" is diabolical...

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:31 PM

Jul 23

Texin

(2,792 posts)

22. He's such a tacky vulgarian.

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:33 PM

Jul 23

live love laugh

(15,772 posts)

23. All that's missing is his name logo...

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:34 PM

Jul 23

Kid Berwyn

(21,881 posts)

24. He always sits like he's on the throne.

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 01:40 PM

Jul 23

He probably won't ask permission from the museum to take it prison.

kimbutgar

(25,906 posts)

25. This is so gaudy and tasteless

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 02:16 PM

Jul 23

Shows he is really low class. I remember seeing this old movie where someone had all these gold in their house and the female character said the person with all this gold was insecure in the social scene. Reminds me of the orange Hitler to a T.

Jean Genie

(521 posts)

26. Hot pants?

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 02:17 PM

Jul 23

Does Donald need to air out his balls every time he sits down? I've never seen a picture of him sitting on his chair in his office where his legs aren't splayed several feet apart.

alterfurz

(2,649 posts)

28. aka "manspreading"...

Reply to Jean Genie (Reply #26)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 02:58 PM

Jul 23

...seen pretty commonly taking up two bus seats and also blocking the aisle

Permanut

(7,519 posts)

27. Not enough gold yet..

Reply to alterfurz (Original post)

Wed Jul 23, 2025, 02:48 PM

Jul 23

The busts of Eisenhower and Churchill need several layers of gold spray paint from the dollar store.

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