Can we hurry up

And start football season?
Here is the SPORTS today on ESPN:
Axe and knife throwing, not the worst
Fling golf???
Darts, OK, I like playing darts
Now it gets exciting
Mullet Championship
Stone skipping masters competition
Belt Sander races
Bed races in the streets
Stay afloat battles of the buoy 2
Wiffle ball all star
Really sad that Air Guitar Championship is not in there today.
Help me!!!
Facing a serious foot operation soon. I have a massive spur embedded in my Achilles at the site of attachment.(mine is actually from SERVING in the Navy from a fall 25 feet to the deck from the mast).
Gonna be 6 months recovery. Zero contact for the first 4-6 weeks. On my ass the whole time. No driving for 2 months.
Please God let there be unlimited football. I will shoot myself if news is all I got.
Have no idea how to navigate for basic needs, feed and water my big lab and let her out to poop, hopefully in My yard only.
I need to wait until mowing is done, late September. Hell of pain now, took 7 months to see a doctor. Tons of Latino mowing armies up here but don’t wanna pay for it, yet. And it is Hell each time, potential rupture if u step wrong. 4 day mowing rotation.
Anyone that has faced that surgery, please offer some encouragement!!😶‍🌫️🥶🤢😱
I am seriously terrified.
But I gotta to it to get back to the forests with my girl or I will not survive the current hell AmurKKKa is in.