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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Wracked with grief over receiving insufficient thanks?
Brained with a nine iron by the ghost of Sam Snead after cheating at golf, again?
Crushed by cargo palette of secret cash for his "free" "palace in the sky?"
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

SheltieLover
(73,988 posts)Was too close to the volvano of water when lightening struck? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10182205566 )
Buried alive in beardo's bullshit? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/vice-president-jd-vance-road-sell-republicans-big-124127417
Fatal injury when cheesy gold crown slipped?
surfered
(9,448 posts)Well played.
Any one will do!
lamp_shade
(15,288 posts)SocialDemocrat61
(5,793 posts)berniesandersmittens
(12,655 posts)Of course after his sippy lid fell off...
MiHale
(12,180 posts)Get everyone together at a set time to focus on him dying
set a date and time
broadcast it publicly
get people believing in manifestation. If we could get a million or so souls focused on his demise
lets fantasize.
Manifesting is the process of bringing something tangible into your life through focused thoughts, beliefs, and actions. It's often associated with the idea that your thoughts and intentions can shape your reality. Essentially, it's about actively working towards your desires, rather than passively waiting for them to appear.
littlemissmartypants
(29,900 posts)The only way a group manifestation would work is if everyone had exactly the same, precisely clear picture of the desired outcome. It's the clarity of the desired outcome that's the trick. If you don't have that you have to be prepared to accept whatever you get.
surfered
(9,448 posts)Blue Owl
(57,429 posts)Slowly and agonizingly .
niyad
(127,568 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
Still waiting.
Soon...🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
surfered
(9,448 posts)republianmushroom
(21,487 posts)We are getting closer, every day, don't care how or why just get it done lord.
hlthe2b
(111,518 posts)
SheltieLover
(73,988 posts)Any one will do.
malaise
(289,540 posts)niyad
(127,568 posts)😀
NNadir
(36,649 posts)It will come soon enough.
Wicked Blue
(8,262 posts)causing it tae fa' and squish him flat as a plate o' neeps and tatties wi' a side o' haggis.
https://anythingtranslate.com/translators/scottish-slang-translator/
generalbetrayus
(1,239 posts)which doesn't actually exist.
If lies killed he would have died ages ago
DBoon
(24,320 posts)if he says "yes", then since everything he says is a lie we know he is actually dead
malaise
(289,540 posts)😂
BWdem4life
(2,764 posts)ShazzieB
(21,673 posts)
Duncan Grant
(8,824 posts)Pity.
DBoon
(24,320 posts)hard to tell with him
WestMichRad
(2,662 posts)in the obituaries. Sigh.