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underpants

(192,325 posts) Sat Aug 23, 2025, 06:39 PM Saturday

(laugh of the day) ICE TRAINING!..as done by "Superman" actually aired on Fox 🤣🤣🤣

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(laugh of the day) ICE TRAINING!..as done by "Superman" actually aired on Fox 🤣🤣🤣 (Original Post) underpants Saturday OP

"And the real punchline?-The guy who could leap tall buildings is now just trying to pass a fitness test without pulling riversedge Saturday #1

I feel so much safer now. Our little brown enemies must be quaking in their pointy toed boots! rsdsharp Saturday #2

they just might take you. riversedge Saturday #3

The taliban monkeybars lame54 Saturday #4

riversedge

(77,278 posts)

1. "And the real punchline?-The guy who could leap tall buildings is now just trying to pass a fitness test without pulling

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat Aug 23, 2025, 07:02 PM

Saturday

Superman used to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

Now he’s crawling through a PVC pipe to join ICE.

This isn’t training.
It’s timeline satire.
Dean Cain went from saving the planet to frisking it for paperwork.

And the real punchline?

The guy who could leap tall buildings is now just trying to pass a fitness test without pulling a hamstring.

Welcome to the multiverse where heroes get recast as hallway monitors.

The American dream didn’t die.
It enlisted.

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rsdsharp

(11,219 posts)

2. I feel so much safer now. Our little brown enemies must be quaking in their pointy toed boots!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat Aug 23, 2025, 07:04 PM

Saturday

Did he get the $50,000 bonus? Maybe I should sign up. I’m 71, fat, in failing health. But I’m still breathing, and my body is warm. Gimme the money Ice Barbie!

riversedge

(77,278 posts)

3. they just might take you.

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #2)

Sat Aug 23, 2025, 09:53 PM

Saturday

lame54

(38,302 posts)

4. The taliban monkeybars

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat Aug 23, 2025, 10:41 PM

Saturday

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