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Orrex

(65,923 posts) Fri Aug 29, 2025, 05:58 AM Friday

Is he dead yet?

Saw his reflection?

Shot dead by rabid 2nd Amendment zealots in order to fight tyranny?

Died of the common cold following the CDC walkout?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Friday OP

Vultures thought he was already a corpse? SheltieLover Friday #1

Like these? Could feed an entire flock surfered Friday #10

Yup. Clean-up crew! SheltieLover Friday #15

Died of Syphilis MrWowWow Friday #2

Which one? twodogsbarking Friday #13

RIP SocialDemocrat61 Friday #3

Bwaaaaah malaise Friday #20

Covid following Brainworm Bobby's decimation of the CDC. Dulcinea Friday #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Friday #5

Waiting for that Big Beautiful Bottle surfered Friday #9

Soon... SheltieLover Friday #17

Not to worry. When he croaks, 3Hotdogs Friday #6

Not yet, but we're praying for it surfered Friday #7

You can get an "Amen" and a K&R from me! llmart Friday #8

🙏 surfered Friday #11

Amen! SheltieLover Friday #16

Hummingbirds mistake him for a giant orange flower and pick him to pieces while humming "Y M C A". twodogsbarking Friday #12

If he's not going to croak... 2MuchNoise Friday #14

No but hopefully malaise Friday #18

"Hurry Up! Mom said we can go on vacation as soon as you give us all something to celebrate!" hlthe2b Friday #19

? jfz9580m Friday #24

Cathartic dark humor... hlthe2b Friday #26

It's an exercise in hope. Heidi Friday #27

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Friday #21

Nope Gimpyknee Friday #22

C'mon already ya miserable fuck -- we got shit to do! Blue Owl Friday #23

Spontaneous combustion, and all available firefighters Tanuki Friday #25

Not last night, damn, the up side, republianmushroom Friday #28

Exploding diaper Wicked Blue Friday #29

We should be hearing something very soon FakeNoose Friday #30

SheltieLover

(73,305 posts)

1. Vultures thought he was already a corpse?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 06:10 AM

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Last edited Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:59 AM - Edit history (1)

Hope springs eternal ...

surfered

(8,938 posts)

10. Like these? Could feed an entire flock

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:13 AM

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SheltieLover

(73,305 posts)

15. Yup. Clean-up crew!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 09:00 AM

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MrWowWow

(993 posts)

2. Died of Syphilis

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 06:25 AM

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-traced back to his daughter, Ivanka.

Donald J. Trump
Yesterday
Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of Syphilis, an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

twodogsbarking

(15,467 posts)

13. Which one?

Reply to MrWowWow (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:34 AM

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We are bad. You started it.

SocialDemocrat61

(5,540 posts)

3. RIP

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 06:27 AM

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malaise

(288,557 posts)

20. Bwaaaaah

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 09:10 AM

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😂😂

Dulcinea

(9,033 posts)

4. Covid following Brainworm Bobby's decimation of the CDC.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 06:30 AM

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That would be poetic justice.

niyad

(126,729 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 06:31 AM

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(8,938 posts)

9. Waiting for that Big Beautiful Bottle

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:10 AM

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SheltieLover

(73,305 posts)

17. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 09:02 AM

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🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

3Hotdogs

(14,499 posts)

6. Not to worry. When he croaks,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 07:59 AM

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JD's tanned, rested and ready.

surfered

(8,938 posts)

7. Not yet, but we're praying for it

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:05 AM

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CAN I GET AN AMEN?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

llmart

(16,767 posts)

8. You can get an "Amen" and a K&R from me!

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:08 AM

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surfered

(8,938 posts)

11. 🙏

Reply to llmart (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:15 AM

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SheltieLover

(73,305 posts)

16. Amen!

Reply to surfered (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 09:01 AM

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twodogsbarking

(15,467 posts)

12. Hummingbirds mistake him for a giant orange flower and pick him to pieces while humming "Y M C A".

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:32 AM

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2MuchNoise

(451 posts)

14. If he's not going to croak...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 08:52 AM

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Will somebody just shoot me, because I can't take it anymore.

malaise

(288,557 posts)

18. No but hopefully

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 09:09 AM

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the fallout at the CDC will land on his head and KABOOM!😀

Add link
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220594845

hlthe2b

(111,190 posts)

19. "Hurry Up! Mom said we can go on vacation as soon as you give us all something to celebrate!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 09:09 AM

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jfz9580m

(15,926 posts)

24. ?

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #19)

Fri Aug 29, 2025, 10:26 AM

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Just out of curiosity..what’s the story with this thread? I get that it’s a DU tradition a la many past ones but is there a backstory?

TIA hlth2b
I tried to tune out politics in the early months of this admin as it is not great for work, life etc but now I am just trying to fit it into my schedule ;-/..I can’t seem to avoid Trump anywhere I go..I am resigned to finding a slot.