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I actually enjoy MMA, but refuse to watch any UFC events since about 2022.

There is a Main Card with the big name fighters with a main event for teh most exciting matchup and maybe championship for the weight class, then an undercard with good but lower-ranked fighters, then a prelim card that starts it off with newer fighters or older fighters who are meh now but have a following.

Again, I will not be watching this.

Main Event: Chip verus Dale (Chipmunkweight Championship)
Minnie vs Daisy (Women's Disneyweight Championship)
Main Card: Pluto vs Goofy (Doggoweight)
Lucifer vs. Cheshire Cat (Kittyweight)

Undercard
etc.

Prelims
etc

I am just using Disney characters, of course, not fighters, although I've heard Dale can throw a mean armbar.

Nah, who am I kidding, that will be the design whether he's dead or just his everyday moribund.

Of course this will be the debutante ball for all the neo-nazis practicing mixed martial arts in their "sports clubs" all over the country.

Edited to add background in case people aren't familiar with the Active Club movement:
https://globalextremism.org/post/neo-nazi-teenagers/

about one thing it's definitely going to be a "spectacle".