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3Hotdogs

(14,571 posts)
Fri Aug 29, 2025, 11:40 PM Aug 29

Anal Fistula hasn't been seen by the press since Wednesday. And Vance announces how he's tanned,

rested and ready to take over.

Whaddya think? Is he playing at the Great Golf Course in the sky or is he just on his way there?

Curious minds (at least one curious mind) want to know.

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Anal Fistula hasn't been seen by the press since Wednesday. And Vance announces how he's tanned, (Original Post) 3Hotdogs Aug 29 OP
JD must be doing an interview per day underpants Aug 29 #1
he is ridiculous Skittles Aug 30 #11
extensive medical testing and/or therapy ? Captain Zero Aug 29 #2
Lemme just leave this here in giddy anticipation... buzzycrumbhunger Aug 29 #3
So much for not speaking ill of the dead. rubbersole Aug 30 #9
This isn't like trying to guess the health of Soviet leaders in the 1980's Vogon_Glory Aug 29 #4
When Fox starts playing Swan Lake not fooled Aug 30 #14
He could be lying on a death bed right now, barely fogging a mirror Blue Owl Aug 30 #5
I bet he is reading up on the Labor Movement to get ideas about how to help the working class. Midnight Writer Aug 30 #6
"reading" 🤣 !!!! rubbersole Aug 30 #10
EPSTEIN!!! BidenRocks Aug 30 #7
I hear Moscow is beautiful this time of year newdeal2 Aug 30 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author 58Sunliner Aug 30 #12
Maybe he fell out of a window. FoggyLake Aug 30 #13
Maybe his doctors are keeping him at the WH so he'll Ilsa Aug 30 #15
that's a good theory, Ilsa Skittles Aug 30 #16
His handlers need to prop him up Old Crank Aug 30 #17
Weekend at Donny's Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 30 #19
Ayup buzzycrumbhunger Aug 30 #22
Vance has correspondence with Curtis Yarvin on a daily basis Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 30 #18
Just the thought of it is putting a smile on my face. Buddyzbuddy Aug 30 #20
Hope he's designing his gold coffin. Plated, of course, like the Oval Bordello. Vinca Aug 30 #21
He's golfing LeftInTX Aug 30 #23
Slowly on his way. Thank god and grayhound. republianmushroom Aug 30 #24

underpants

(193,097 posts)
1. JD must be doing an interview per day
Fri Aug 29, 2025, 11:46 PM
Aug 29

I see a different interview on Twitter everyday.

As always, personally over important condescending and vapid.

Captain Zero

(8,443 posts)
2. extensive medical testing and/or therapy ?
Fri Aug 29, 2025, 11:46 PM
Aug 29

That's my bet.

Could be a colonoscopy. Maybe heart stents?
Maybe he has had severe Covid again ?

He looked barely Able to stand in the background at Friday's 4pm event.
Maybe he has had a stroke and can no longer speak.

Vogon_Glory

(10,058 posts)
4. This isn't like trying to guess the health of Soviet leaders in the 1980's
Fri Aug 29, 2025, 11:55 PM
Aug 29

If something should happen to our all-wise, all-knowing beloved President no. 47, we’ll find out soon enough.

Unless we see a line-up of long faces at Faux Noise and funeral music playing on Faux, News Max, One America News, and Sinclair, I’d assume he’s still among the living.

EDIT: And considering the passions and competing reactionary agendas roiling this incumbent administration, I don’t think we can anticipate this situation turning into a Weekend-at-Bernie’s presidency.

At least, not yet. Someone would squeal.

not fooled

(6,471 posts)
14. When Fox starts playing Swan Lake
Sat Aug 30, 2025, 01:23 AM
Aug 30

we'll know it's happened.

https://www.history.co.uk/articles/swan-lakes-link-to-political-turmoil-in-the-soviet-union]

Swan Lake and the deaths of political leaders

The years 1982, 1984 and 1985 all saw the deaths of Soviet leaders – Leonid Brezhnev, Yuri Andropov and Konstantin Chernenko, respectively.

In the period of potential political disturbance after each death, Russian TV began to play Swan Lake on a loop. While the goal was perhaps to distract and calm viewers, the ballet actually became associated with the deaths of leaders and with political instability.

Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Ilsa

(63,309 posts)
15. Maybe his doctors are keeping him at the WH so he'll
Sat Aug 30, 2025, 01:34 AM
Aug 30

be closer to Bethesda Naval Hospital or Walter Reed. I don't believe for a minute it's because of Putin/Ukraine.

Skittles

(167,567 posts)
16. that's a good theory, Ilsa
Sat Aug 30, 2025, 01:51 AM
Aug 30

and you are correct, it would NEVER be about anything important

Buddyzbuddy

(1,499 posts)
20. Just the thought of it is putting a smile on my face.
Sat Aug 30, 2025, 02:43 AM
Aug 30

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