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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf I wake up in the morning
To find out that glob of shit has left his bloated, smelly corpse behind I will dance naked on my roof for the entire weekend.
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If I wake up in the morning (Original Post)
angrychair
Aug 30
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Attilatheblond
(7,283 posts)1. Make sure you've got lots of good sunscreen.
Silent Type
(11,189 posts)2. I'll definitely do a little dance, but privately in my rube red area.
usonian
(20,611 posts)3. Use really grippy shoes.
And a safety rope.
And avoid thunderstorms.
Submariner
(13,127 posts)4. As long as his agonizing death and funeral procession don't
screw up the important stuff, like the TV football schedule, mourn away mother fuckers.
videohead5
(2,749 posts)6. We will know
If there is something wrong if Trump is not golfing somewhere in the next couple of days. If he is not able to golf, there is something very wrong.
CentralMass
(16,515 posts)7. There will be a bigly global celebration.
The "thank you very much" scene from the Scrooge movie with Albert Finney comes to mind with the guy dancing and singing on Scrooges casket.
LetMyPeopleVote
(169,942 posts)8. For this thread
BWdem4life
(2,741 posts)9. Thanks for the warning!
