Immoral Roberts, thief preyed on the gullible.

(From Al Franken's The Gospel of Supply-Side Jesus)

beat me to it!

Let Oral Roberts Die

...putting the MAGAts on "recurring payment" status after a one-time donation because the were too ignorant to read the fine print.

I don’t care where he goes after this, but the sooner the better!

away, and 2) he'll go to the "other" place, not heaven.

We all KNOW that they prayers won't work unless they're THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

The really fascinating Lord of the Flies dynamic that will come with Trump's dirt nap is the multiple hellspawn from multiple mommies scenario.

I'm guessing the first two to be banished from the Circle of Love will be Melania and Barron. Then, Tiffany. Then, Don Jr, Eric, and Princess Ivanka will don war paint for the fight to the finish.

IN her casket.

Sounds like she was part of the pedo business as well.

as are the people who still support him.

Whatever they raise, they'll split with him 50/50, and Chump will be fine with that. He has said so many bizarre and ridiculous things over the years, that the MAGA-cult are to the point of believing anything.
Even stuff he doesn't really say.....

Given that "report" is coming from a pathological liar who was convicted on multiple financial fraud felonies, one should call bullshit, even without his begging for more money. His "wealth" is mostly in his bullshit cryptocurrency, and he still has hundreds of millions of dollars of debt. Which is why he is so hell-bent on lowering interest rates. He owes hundreds of millions just in interest on his loans, and that's only growing as he fails to pay them off. And, why his lips are still attached to Putin's ass, and that of the Saudis. Gawd knows how much he owes them. It boggles my mind that there are thousands of his cult who still fork over their money to him without question, while believing he's a billionaire. Maybe send that money straight to E. Jean Carroll. He still hasn't paid her what he owes her.

Jimmy Page and Robert Plant might have something to say about that!

As a kid I was told countless times about that rich man, in his fancy house, and with his fancy cars, suits and dining experiences, and how his ignoring Jeebus woud be paid for with his eternal damnation. And the thing is, for all that they got wrong about life and the world, their take on the immorality of the rich was right.

If you too were raised in that environment, then you know what I mean, and how they're a million miles away from that at this point. So I can't help but think about all the people I knew in those churches, who've long since died, and what they'd be thinking today.

Wouldn’t want to keep your God waiting now, right old boy?