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Orrex

(66,061 posts)
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:15 AM Aug 31

Is he dead yet?

Blood pressure cuff exploded when he learned that a landscaping stone was scratched?

After a speedy and clandestine heart transplant, the heart rejected him?

Stroked out upon return from secret four day jaunt to island recommended by Ghislaine Maxwell?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Aug 31 OP
From what I read here yesterday, we need to be careful wishing for his demise. Xavier Breath Aug 31 #1
Yeah, we've had a few of those lol Orrex Aug 31 #2
That poor snowflake! JohnQFunk Aug 31 #3
Suffered a cerebral hemorrhage when told the countries he chose to impose tariffs on, weren't real countries. surfered Aug 31 #4
Good one! SheltieLover Aug 31 #7
Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 31 #9
Man, that second one is going to be nothing but trouble. Xavier Breath Aug 31 #16
Elon will launch him for there. And that cartoon is a blast from the past surfered Aug 31 #27
Snort, that's hilarious! Dave Bowman Aug 31 #31
Please tell me Stephen Miller donated that heart surfered Aug 31 #5
Do you think president steve ever had a heart? SheltieLover Aug 31 #8
Maybe for breakfast. Orrex Aug 31 #13
Lol! Great reply. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #32
Apparently not yet, but we are a day closer to the celebration! SheltieLover Aug 31 #6
After seeing a photo of Ashley and Joe at the beach 2MuchNoise Aug 31 #10
Took medical advice from RFK jr. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 31 #11
I hope he is taking medical advice from RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz. yardwork Aug 31 #44
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 31 #12
There is too much dust on my bottle. Swede Aug 31 #15
Sadly true! niyad Aug 31 #17
- surfered Aug 31 #29
Someday we will be free of this lunatic 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 31 #24
Me too. Joinfortmill Aug 31 #43
A special bottle with his name on it in the frig. yellow dahlia Aug 31 #47
They pickled his head in an oversized bottle of formaldehyde C_U_L8R Aug 31 #14
Pickled pig's head. 2MuchNoise Aug 31 #20
"He says he hates dogs. Therefore I will be DOGS' retribution!" hlthe2b Aug 31 #18
Good boy! surfered Aug 31 #25
Hahaha Joinfortmill Aug 31 #45
Sucked down to the underworld by the devil? mahina Aug 31 #19
Fell through the crack in the WH concrete football field. twodogsbarking Aug 31 #21
Nope Gimpyknee Aug 31 #22
Good grief. I know this is a daily thread. LOL LeftInTX Aug 31 #23
It was because we usually *do* see him every day; Ocelot II Aug 31 #30
I think his hand is rotting. GreenWave Aug 31 #26
And so is his brain. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #33
Ivana told me he has 2 weeks. Even the dead are hopeful. 58Sunliner Aug 31 #28
Nope not yet , but we are getting closer. republianmushroom Aug 31 #34
He died of acute stupidity. Dave Bowman Aug 31 #35
No but malaise Aug 31 #36
Just wait....it's coming...or .... MiHale Aug 31 #37
Let's Go Whatever that thing on his Hand is LetMyPeopleVote Aug 31 #38
Chewing on a canister of compressed air. no_hypocrisy Aug 31 #39
Nope still waiting... ShazzieB Aug 31 #40
Winnie the Pooh sop Aug 31 #41
Much, much closer. Joinfortmill Aug 31 #42
He's definitely one day closer to death. yardwork Aug 31 #46
I keep checking the news in the AM to find out Sanity Claws Sep 1 #48

Xavier Breath

(6,148 posts)
1. From what I read here yesterday, we need to be careful wishing for his demise.
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:25 AM
Aug 31

A hit-and-run poster, long wished into the cornified, advised we'd burn in no less than Hades for such blasphemy.

Pearls were clearly clutched, I tells ya.

Orrex

(66,061 posts)
2. Yeah, we've had a few of those lol
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:30 AM
Aug 31

I'm more than happy to take whatever demerits I earn from these daily IHDY posts.

If karma were a thing, he'd spend all his time shrieking in soul-shattering agony.

surfered

(9,348 posts)
4. Suffered a cerebral hemorrhage when told the countries he chose to impose tariffs on, weren't real countries.
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:38 AM
Aug 31

2MuchNoise

(493 posts)
10. After seeing a photo of Ashley and Joe at the beach
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:50 AM
Aug 31

He was stunned stiff when he finally learned what a waist line is.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(128,897 posts)
11. Took medical advice from RFK jr.
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:52 AM
Aug 31

He prescribed baths in fecal contaminated water as a way to build up resistance.

niyad

(127,416 posts)
12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 09:57 AM
Aug 31

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,348 posts)
24. Someday we will be free of this lunatic 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 10:58 AM
Aug 31

C_U_L8R

(48,131 posts)
14. They pickled his head in an oversized bottle of formaldehyde
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 10:03 AM
Aug 31

But it won't stop whining and blabbering on about some bullshit or another.

mahina

(20,061 posts)
19. Sucked down to the underworld by the devil?
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 10:17 AM
Aug 31

Tripped over his ego and fell down the stairs?

LeftInTX

(34,006 posts)
23. Good grief. I know this is a daily thread. LOL
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 10:32 AM
Aug 31

We don't see him for a few days and DU explodes...LOL


What is this? Do we have to see him "every day"?????

I didn't even miss him.. On Thursday, he called the governor of Utah and told him that their independent redistricting commission was illegal. They played the phone call on our local news. I wanted to gag.
https://utahnewsdispatch.com/2025/08/28/utahs-redistricting-ruling-catches-trumps-ire/

I had no idea he was "missing".

Did we see Biden every day?
Did we see Obama every day?

Ocelot II

(127,322 posts)
30. It was because we usually *do* see him every day;
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 11:09 AM
Aug 31

he can't stand not having his ugly orange mug all over the media all the time. So, because he was unseen for a couple of days and because of his cankles and purple hand, there was speculation that Satan might have finally called him home. I never believed he was dead because news of that significance would have leaked instantly - they never would have been able to pull off a Weekend at Bernie's maneuver. But it's entirely possible that he had a worse-than-usual mental "episode" and his handlers didn't want him out and about and talking to anybody. I think it's safe to say that he has health problems, but unfortunately the Grim Reaper didn't reap this time.

republianmushroom

(21,439 posts)
34. Nope not yet , but we are getting closer.
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 11:26 AM
Aug 31

Gone for a couple of days, no sign of him, then he rises his ugly head. Hopefully not to long now. Yea!

no_hypocrisy

(53,129 posts)
39. Chewing on a canister of compressed air.
Sun Aug 31, 2025, 12:20 PM
Aug 31

The chief takes aim, muttering a profanity, and

https://m.

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