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jmowreader

(52,646 posts) Sun Aug 31, 2025, 02:59 PM Aug 31

I have two insignificant questions...

Question 1: wasn’t one of the justifications for putting Trump back in office that Biden was either going to die in office or get 25th Amendmented because his mind had finally gone?

Question 2: when - not if but when - Trump dies in office, would “President Couchlover” be an appropriate nickname for Vance?

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I have two insignificant questions... (Original Post) jmowreader Aug 31 OP

Can I go you one nastier on Vance? yellow dahlia Aug 31 #1

He will bring back the Ottoman empire Jerry2144 Aug 31 #2

Personally, I am toying with the idea of always referring to Vance, once his is sworn in, as The Ottoman Emporer Attilatheblond Aug 31 #3

If trump dies under suspicious circumstances, need to start Conspiracy Theory that Vance and Kennedy planned it. Silent Type Aug 31 #4

Running a tox screen on his corpse would be highly advisable jmowreader Aug 31 #5

..... electric_blue68 Aug 31 #7

I will continue to refer to him as The Davenporter. Sneederbunk Aug 31 #6

yellow dahlia

(2,845 posts)

1. Can I go you one nastier on Vance?

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:04 PM

Aug 31

"Thiel's beeatch"

Jerry2144

(2,968 posts)

2. He will bring back the Ottoman empire

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Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:06 PM

Aug 31

Attilatheblond

(7,137 posts)

3. Personally, I am toying with the idea of always referring to Vance, once his is sworn in, as The Ottoman Emporer

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:08 PM

Aug 31

And I await, with baited breath, the likely Executive Orders concerning couches from the future Settee POTUS

Silent Type

(10,846 posts)

4. If trump dies under suspicious circumstances, need to start Conspiracy Theory that Vance and Kennedy planned it.

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Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:15 PM

Aug 31

jmowreader

(52,646 posts)

5. Running a tox screen on his corpse would be highly advisable

Reply to Silent Type (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 31, 2025, 03:28 PM

Aug 31

The problem is, whacking Trump falls into the Perfect Crime category: so many people want him gone there aren’t enough resources to pick out the one who did it.

Given that, I do believe Trump will die without “assistance” - he’s a thousand years old and has many health problems. No reason to kill him and risk prison (very unlikely any jury is going to accept a civic improvement defense) when you can just wait a couple weeks.