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Orrex

(66,055 posts) Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:51 AM Sep 1

Is he dead yet?

Killed by traffickers when he failed to deliver his promised 2,000 Guatemalan children?

Buried alive next to Jimmy Hoffa to commemorate Labor Day?

Stroked out when Donna Brazile refused to apologize for speaking the truth?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 1 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 1 #1

Well I hope you have more than one bottle malaise Sep 1 #4

😆 littlemissmartypants Sep 1 #6

Oh, I have something suitable for ghouliani! May it be needed soon! niyad Sep 1 #9

And Stephen Miller would make a splendid trifecta. surfered Sep 1 #17

Definitely 3auld6phart Sep 1 #29

Sooner than yesterday, for sure! SheltieLover Sep 1 #14

Soon we hope and pray.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Sep 1 #16

"Enough already! Croaking is not just for bullfrogs!" hlthe2b Sep 1 #2

No but malaise Sep 1 #3

According to the npr article, police were dealing with a DV situation niyad Sep 1 #11

The Guardian report is even weirder malaise Sep 1 #23

Rudy's been dying for awhile now.... Blue Owl Sep 1 #27

Dying or malaise Sep 1 #28

Eeeeeuuuuuwww! calimary Sep 1 #34

DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Sep 1 #5

I have something stronger than Raid! Deathly afraid of roaches. LeftInTX Sep 1 #21

❤️ littlemissmartypants Sep 1 #7

He looks like death warmed over then reheated in a microwave. marmar Sep 1 #8

He looks like a pool of vomit mahina Sep 1 #42

MAGA is posting old videos of him claiming it's new underpants Sep 1 #10

Sadly not yet, but the cholesterol seems to be pushing the needle in favor of the big celebration SheltieLover Sep 1 #12

LOVE this simple tweet: True Dough Sep 1 #13

Love it! surfered Sep 1 #18

Not a bad Twitter handle either! True Dough Sep 1 #19

Bwaaaah malaise Sep 1 #45

Not yet, but it looks like Lady Liberty has had enough and is ready to fling him to "Heaven." surfered Sep 1 #15

He can bounce off the bottom of Heaven's clouds and head in the other direction! electric_blue68 Sep 1 #43

Put JFK Jr. in charge of his health care... MiHale Sep 1 #20

JFK jr is dead. . That would be interesting. niyad Sep 1 #22

Oh damn wrong Kennedy RFK...thanks, niyad...👍 MiHale Sep 1 #37

Just think how much fun JFK Jr. could be having in that case. niyad Sep 1 #47

By 'George'...it really would be fun... MiHale Sep 1 #48

Oooh, good point! ShazzieB Sep 2 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Sep 1 #24

Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Sep 1 #25

"...we love dirty laundry..." calimary Sep 1 #35

not yet. AllaN01Bear Sep 1 #26

Infected by RFK,Jr. Sneederbunk Sep 1 #30

Most Anticipated Obituary LetMyPeopleVote Sep 1 #31

THIS malaise Sep 1 #49

Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash Tanuki Sep 1 #32

I want to see the gash. .along with a time/date/location stamp. niyad Sep 1 #46

Almost Farmer-Rick Sep 1 #33

Almost his faked appearances are a good sign. gordianot Sep 1 #36

Maybe bdamomma Sep 1 #38

Nope Gimpyknee Sep 1 #39

I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary. mwb970 Sep 1 #40

Drowned Swimming Across the Yangtze with Mao Zedong? NNadir Sep 1 #41

Personally don't care how. Not last night, damn it, but, republianmushroom Sep 1 #44

Team Purple Bruise LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2 #51

LOVE IT!!! niyad Sep 2 #52

niyad

(127,390 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:55 AM

Sep 1

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(289,304 posts)

4. Well I hope you have more than one bottle

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:58 AM

Sep 1

You may need to raise a glass for Rudy

littlemissmartypants

(29,857 posts)

6. 😆

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:02 AM

Sep 1

niyad

(127,390 posts)

9. Oh, I have something suitable for ghouliani! May it be needed soon!

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:07 AM

Sep 1

surfered

(9,331 posts)

17. And Stephen Miller would make a splendid trifecta.

Reply to malaise (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:19 AM

Sep 1

3auld6phart

(1,629 posts)

29. Definitely

Reply to surfered (Reply #17)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:11 AM

Sep 1

Zombie Dead eyes Miller… Gads what frickin’ freak

SheltieLover

(73,775 posts)

14. Sooner than yesterday, for sure!

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:16 AM

Sep 1

surfered

(9,331 posts)

16. Soon we hope and pray.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:18 AM

Sep 1

hlthe2b

(111,403 posts)

2. "Enough already! Croaking is not just for bullfrogs!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:55 AM

Sep 1

malaise

(289,304 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 09:56 AM

Sep 1

It looks like now /verb/9/11 may go first

https://nypost.com/2025/08/31/us-news/rudy-giuliani-hurt-in-car-wreck-after-helping-domestic-violence-victim-spokesman/

niyad

(127,390 posts)

11. According to the npr article, police were dealing with a DV situation

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:13 AM

Sep 1

on the other side of the highway in the opposite direction. Sadly, it appears that noun/verb/911 did not have life-threatening injuries. A line in the npr story struck me. His business partner rushed to his side "to oversee his care". Weird.

malaise

(289,304 posts)

23. The Guardian report is even weirder

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:57 AM

Sep 1

Blue Owl

(57,386 posts)

27. Rudy's been dying for awhile now....

Reply to malaise (Reply #23)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:08 AM

Sep 1

malaise

(289,304 posts)

28. Dying or

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #27)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:11 AM

Sep 1

Dyeing😂😂😂😂

calimary

(87,889 posts)

34. Eeeeeuuuuuwww!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #27)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:26 AM

Sep 1

2MuchNoise

(491 posts)

5. DIE DAMN IT!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:00 AM

Sep 1

LeftInTX

(34,006 posts)

21. I have something stronger than Raid! Deathly afraid of roaches.

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:40 AM

Sep 1

I'm so afraid that I don't have to say this anymore!

littlemissmartypants

(29,857 posts)

7. ❤️

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:02 AM

Sep 1

marmar

(78,867 posts)

8. He looks like death warmed over then reheated in a microwave.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:04 AM

Sep 1

mahina

(20,061 posts)

42. He looks like a pool of vomit

Reply to marmar (Reply #8)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 12:12 PM

Sep 1

That a mad dog puked up,ʻ ate and puked up again.

Summary of the 2016 and 2024 elections

underpants

(193,119 posts)

10. MAGA is posting old videos of him claiming it's new

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:09 AM

Sep 1

SheltieLover

(73,775 posts)

12. Sadly not yet, but the cholesterol seems to be pushing the needle in favor of the big celebration

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:14 AM

Sep 1

True Dough

(24,471 posts)

13. LOVE this simple tweet:

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:14 AM

Sep 1

King Cankles
@KingCankles

BREAKING: MEXICO AGREES TO PAY FOR THE FUNERAL.

Link to tweet

surfered

(9,331 posts)

18. Love it!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:21 AM

Sep 1

True Dough

(24,471 posts)

19. Not a bad Twitter handle either!

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:26 AM

Sep 1

malaise

(289,304 posts)

45. Bwaaaah

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 01:56 PM

Sep 1

😀😂😀

surfered

(9,331 posts)

15. Not yet, but it looks like Lady Liberty has had enough and is ready to fling him to "Heaven."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:17 AM

Sep 1

Although I’m sure he’s headed the other way

electric_blue68

(23,943 posts)

43. He can bounce off the bottom of Heaven's clouds and head in the other direction!

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 01:16 PM

Sep 1

MiHale

(12,166 posts)

20. Put JFK Jr. in charge of his health care...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:39 AM

Sep 1

Wouldn’t be long after that.

niyad

(127,390 posts)

22. JFK jr is dead. . That would be interesting.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #20)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 10:50 AM

Sep 1

MiHale

(12,166 posts)

37. Oh damn wrong Kennedy RFK...thanks, niyad...👍

Reply to niyad (Reply #22)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:35 AM

Sep 1

Fingers flying too fast.

niyad

(127,390 posts)

47. Just think how much fun JFK Jr. could be having in that case.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #37)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 02:38 PM

Sep 1

After what krasnov has done to his mother's beloved Rose Garden, and how he is trashung the Kennedy Center. . . .

MiHale

(12,166 posts)

48. By 'George'...it really would be fun...

Reply to niyad (Reply #47)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 03:17 PM

Sep 1

ShazzieB

(21,635 posts)

50. Oooh, good point!

Reply to niyad (Reply #47)

Tue Sep 2, 2025, 01:19 PM

Sep 2

Response to Orrex (Original post)

littlemissmartypants This message was self-deleted by its author.

Marcuse

(8,695 posts)

25. Get the widow on the set.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:02 AM

Sep 1

calimary

(87,889 posts)

35. "...we love dirty laundry..."

Reply to Marcuse (Reply #25)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:29 AM

Sep 1

AllaN01Bear

(27,446 posts)

26. not yet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:05 AM

Sep 1

Sneederbunk

(16,798 posts)

30. Infected by RFK,Jr.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:12 AM

Sep 1

LetMyPeopleVote

(170,058 posts)

31. Most Anticipated Obituary

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:13 AM

Sep 1

malaise

(289,304 posts)

49. THIS

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #31)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 03:58 PM

Sep 1

Rec. 😀

Tanuki

(16,082 posts)

32. Suffered a huge, deep, nasty gash

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:17 AM

Sep 1

as a result of a contractor mishap during the ongoing desecration of Jackie Kennedy's rose garden?

https://people.com/donald-trump-banishes-contractor-over-gash-in-patio-white-house-rose-garden-11801043

..."Donald Trump Banishes White House Contractor After Spotting 'Huge Gash' in New Rose Garden Patio: 'It Was Deep and Nasty'....(more)

niyad

(127,390 posts)

46. I want to see the gash. .along with a time/date/location stamp.

Reply to Tanuki (Reply #32)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 02:33 PM

Sep 1

And it is absolute bullshitnabout the marble and limestone, since he cemented over the Rose Garden, pocketing the difference. Oh, and by the way, dimwit donny, marble Is NOT "soft", you fucking, lying, thieving, tasteless piece of trash.

Farmer-Rick

(12,078 posts)

33. Almost

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:19 AM

Sep 1

Soon, soon.....

gordianot

(15,663 posts)

36. Almost his faked appearances are a good sign.

Reply to Farmer-Rick (Reply #33)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:30 AM

Sep 1

bdamomma

(69,043 posts)

38. Maybe

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:36 AM

Sep 1

he will just have a health episode over on the green today.

Gimpyknee

(657 posts)

39. Nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:51 AM

Sep 1

mwb970

(11,953 posts)

40. I want to see that Big Beautiful Obituary.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:54 AM

Sep 1

And I want to see it SOON!

NNadir

(36,619 posts)

41. Drowned Swimming Across the Yangtze with Mao Zedong?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Sep 1, 2025, 12:02 PM

Sep 1

Power of Symbolism, The Swim that Changed Chinese History.

...Now, to be clear: Mao Zedong did not swim across the Yangtze in July of 1966. But his dip near Wuhan was as consequential as many crossings had been, setting the stage for the launch of the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution.

The point of Mao’s swim was to demonstrate his physical prowess and good health, defying rumors that his age and time out of the spotlight suggested he was anything less than a capable leader. The emphasis on physical fitness had deep roots. One of his very first pieces of public writing was “A study of physical education,” an essay in the celebrated magazine New Youth, published in 1917...