I don't know. We'll find out, maybe.

and I need all of the breath I can manage.

definitely done as a distraction. All the speculation managed to keep the focus off Epstein for a day.

I have no idea what he’s planning, other than I won’t like it.

Of course we don't know, but it's amusing to speculate about what kind of bomb (or steaming turd) he might drop, whether it's to deflect attention from the upcoming press conference with the Epstein victims, or to prove he's not dead, or because he wants attention or he has gas or whatever. Whatever it is, it will almost certainly be both stupid and unconstitutional and there will be a lot of chatter about it and he'll still be more or less alive, so to that extent it won't be much of a surprise. But it's mildly entertaining to imagine what fresh hell he might visit upon us, as well as to watch for new signs that the Grim Reaper might be getting ready to do some reaping.

Maybe I take all this too seriously. That's probably true.

I'm just tired of it.

they would announce that the MAGAt-in-chief was permanently indisposed, and that a body double has been impersonating him for the past few days.

One can dream...

You get to try to place yourself in the mind of a demented moron and see how close you can come to guessing his latest fantasy. What could be more fun since there is nothing whatsoever we can do about it?

Mel Gibson gets statue on National Mall
Truth Social expands to Radio, gets renamed Truth Social Voice of America and takes over VofA broadcast assets
Joe Rogan to begin broadcasting from White House
Since all TV series stage weddings when their ratings are in free fall, Barron to wed in new rose garden patio
Oh, and he’s marrying a Princess from Russia! Wait! No! He’s marrying Putin’s niece. Who is a Princess cause Vladdy says so!