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Orrex

(66,064 posts)
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 06:20 AM Sep 4

Is he dead yet?

Fatal infection after burning his hand on dining hall cutlery?

Knocked from the White House roof by a distracting jet flyover?

Disintegrated by the raw might of the Epstein survivors?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sep 4 OP
"Please! Please! Please!" hlthe2b Sep 4 #1
Only his 🧠 underpants Sep 4 #2
He may not be dead, but no_hypocrisy Sep 4 #3
RFKJR road kill twodogsbarking Sep 4 #9
Not yet but the rotting smell is getting worse... MiHale Sep 4 #4
Bled out after being shredded by Harvard lawyers in court? SheltieLover Sep 4 #5
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says we should pray more. surfered Sep 4 #6
I can't hold it that long. twodogsbarking Sep 4 #8
Me neither😂 surfered Sep 4 #11
Painting of Abe Lincoln fell off the WH wall and crushed his head like a rotten tomato. twodogsbarking Sep 4 #7
Good one! ShazzieB Sep 5 #32
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 4 #10
How long can an unopened bottle of champagne last in the fridge? surfered Sep 4 #12
Lol. SheltieLover Sep 4 #16
There is no time limit, as far as I know. niyad Sep 4 #17
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Sep 4 #18
That teasing was cruel! niyad Sep 4 #19
It was, wasn't it? SheltieLover Sep 4 #20
Very! surfered Sep 4 #25
DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Sep 4 #13
I used to ask this everyday, now it's every hour. BigmanPigman Sep 4 #14
Put him on a speed boat with the equivalent amount of coke he snorted in his life. GreenWave Sep 4 #15
Boat Tour of the Venezuelan Coast GopherGal Sep 4 #21
The official hat of this thread LetMyPeopleVote Sep 4 #22
Not last night, again, damn, maybe tonight, republianmushroom Sep 4 #23
He be like: LeftInTX Sep 4 #24
Looks almost dead to me... sop Sep 4 #26
No but malaise Sep 4 #27
Message auto-removed Name removed Sep 4 #28
Welcome to DU! Orrex Sep 4 #29
Nope, still moving around. How I wish he would just fall over, IF bluestarone Sep 4 #30
I have given up on the Grim Reaper get the red out Sep 4 #31

SheltieLover

(73,803 posts)
5. Bled out after being shredded by Harvard lawyers in court?
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 07:49 AM
Sep 4

Pummeled by epstein survivor families?

surfered

(9,357 posts)
6. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says we should pray more.
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 07:49 AM
Sep 4

There’s only one thing I’m praying for.

Well, maybe also shorter wait times at the visitation


twodogsbarking

(15,929 posts)
7. Painting of Abe Lincoln fell off the WH wall and crushed his head like a rotten tomato.
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 07:51 AM
Sep 4

All of the other paintings smiled.

niyad

(127,435 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 08:31 AM
Sep 4

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(9,357 posts)
12. How long can an unopened bottle of champagne last in the fridge?
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 08:36 AM
Sep 4

Asking for several friends.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾

SheltieLover

(73,803 posts)
18. 👠👠👠👠👠👠
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 09:39 AM
Sep 4

Impatient here, feeling as if we have been teased.

Soon. 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(73,803 posts)
20. It was, wasn't it?
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 09:52 AM
Sep 4

But we all felt so happy & hopeful for the first time in months. Wait. Has it only been months?

Soon...

BigmanPigman

(53,829 posts)
14. I used to ask this everyday, now it's every hour.
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 08:49 AM
Sep 4

Since I chose to stop watching the news on TV I get my currant news info from DU I open the site several times a day hoping for the fantastic news.

GreenWave

(11,664 posts)
15. Put him on a speed boat with the equivalent amount of coke he snorted in his life.
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 08:52 AM
Sep 4

And happy days are hear again.

malaise

(289,351 posts)
27. No but
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 02:46 PM
Sep 4

He knows that we know that the Epstein’s files are no hoax - and that’s killing him.

Response to Orrex (Original post)

bluestarone

(20,347 posts)
30. Nope, still moving around. How I wish he would just fall over, IF
Thu Sep 4, 2025, 03:12 PM
Sep 4

Anyone could pick a number, let's say between like 1 and 3.

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