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Orrex

(65,936 posts)
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 05:59 AM 21 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?

Fell and cracked his skull on The Rose Garden?

Crushed by plummeting jobs numbers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?



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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 21 hrs ago OP
Run over with combines by furious magat farmers? SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #1
"Rodeos & College Football, aside, I've seen ENOUGH! I'm coming to HOOK 'EM!" hlthe2b 21 hrs ago #2
Class of '69 surfered 19 hrs ago #10
A bowling ball was thrown from the WH window. Beaned Trump. Melaaaaahiaaaah said it was natural causes. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #3
Rofl Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #31
Having a novelty FBI hat from... Hugin 19 hrs ago #4
I don't understand why people can't believe that he was an FBI informant LymphocyteLover 19 hrs ago #6
I could believe it if it came out in sworn testimony and was documented in an Epstein file release. Hugin 19 hrs ago #8
absolutely it needs to be verified... but he didn't snitch on the mob, he snitched on a pedoring LymphocyteLover 14 hrs ago #19
Already known Blue Full Moon 12 hrs ago #23
fatal collapse to his ego after he finally realized that no one really liked him at all LymphocyteLover 19 hrs ago #5
When he finally does croak... Dulcinea 9 hrs ago #28
Nope Gimpyknee 19 hrs ago #7
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #9
I have a dream surfered 19 hrs ago #11
This surfered 19 hrs ago #12
When he dies, the media will instantly work to sanitize his presidency Orrex 18 hrs ago #14
I can see it now: surfered 17 hrs ago #15
I wish that were fiction. Orrex 15 hrs ago #18
Never forget. Get the widow on the set. Marcuse 18 hrs ago #13
Ewwwww, LOL! ShazzieB 10 hrs ago #25
Both Harding and Hoover qualify. I say Hoover. Marcuse 4 hrs ago #33
I agree, it's Hoover! 😄 ShazzieB 3 hrs ago #34
Not yesterday or last night, damn, he's just delaying the party on purpose. republianmushroom 15 hrs ago #16
No but malaise 15 hrs ago #17
I'm trying to be patient, but it isn't easy. ShazzieB 12 hrs ago #20
Tertiary syphilis works at its own pace, but I'll admit to growing increasingly impatient. 11 Bravo 12 hrs ago #21
I hope you're kidding about the tertiary syphilis. ShazzieB 10 hrs ago #24
Definitely kidding. It just seems like an appropriate disease for the obscene orange slug to contract. 11 Bravo 9 hrs ago #26
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 12 hrs ago #22
Died in his sleep from methane gas from his diaper spillover Tribetime 9 hrs ago #27
"Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?" Dulcinea 9 hrs ago #29
Hey, I'm not about to accuse anybody Orrex 4 hrs ago #32
No, goddammit! Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #30

SheltieLover

(73,308 posts)
1. Run over with combines by furious magat farmers?
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 06:03 AM
21 hrs ago

Stroked out over upcoming release of "birthday book" by epstein's brother?

Laughed off world stage by johnson's claims he was working as FBI informant?

Hope springs eternal...

twodogsbarking

(15,484 posts)
3. A bowling ball was thrown from the WH window. Beaned Trump. Melaaaaahiaaaah said it was natural causes.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 07:54 AM
19 hrs ago

She said "gravity is natural" in five languages.

Hugin

(36,855 posts)
4. Having a novelty FBI hat from...
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 08:05 AM
19 hrs ago

Spirit Halloween does not make one an informant. Even if it implies that you can inspect bodies.

What an unserious joke the US has become.

LymphocyteLover

(8,673 posts)
6. I don't understand why people can't believe that he was an FBI informant
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 08:08 AM
19 hrs ago

It doesn't mean he wasn't a criminal-- typically informants are. He's got all the personality traits of a snitch.

Hugin

(36,855 posts)
8. I could believe it if it came out in sworn testimony and was documented in an Epstein file release.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 08:17 AM
19 hrs ago

Otherwise, it’s only third order hearsay from co-conspirators.

Snitches get stitches. Trump has no stitches.

LymphocyteLover

(8,673 posts)
19. absolutely it needs to be verified... but he didn't snitch on the mob, he snitched on a pedoring
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 01:37 PM
14 hrs ago

and no doubt know s a lot of dirt that he has effectively used as leverage over the years.

LymphocyteLover

(8,673 posts)
5. fatal collapse to his ego after he finally realized that no one really liked him at all
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 08:05 AM
19 hrs ago

except for poor inbred losers that he can't stand to be around?

Dulcinea

(9,045 posts)
28. When he finally does croak...
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 06:20 PM
9 hrs ago

...no one will mourn him, not even them. Lots of spontaneous parties will break out, though.

niyad

(126,762 posts)
9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 08:28 AM
19 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Orrex

(65,936 posts)
14. When he dies, the media will instantly work to sanitize his presidency
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 09:01 AM
18 hrs ago

They’ll downplay his crimes, gaslight his critics, and praise him for not visibly shitting himself on live tv.

surfered

(8,960 posts)
15. I can see it now:
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 10:29 AM
17 hrs ago

Today, during a Cabinet meeting, the President dropped his pants and defecated on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.

Karoline Leavitt described it as a job that needed to be done and all Americans can be proud that President Trump performed it admirably. Each Cabinet member congratulated and praised the President for his actions.

ShazzieB

(21,501 posts)
25. Ewwwww, LOL!
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 04:49 PM
10 hrs ago

What a travesty!

Who is that between Schlump and Dubya? It looks like Herbert Hoover to me, but I'm not sure. I'm surprised it's not Ronald Reagan, patron saint of the GOP!

republianmushroom

(21,247 posts)
16. Not yesterday or last night, damn, he's just delaying the party on purpose.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 11:43 AM
15 hrs ago

he's just delaying the party on purpose. But there will be one hall of a party when it happens. And it will happen We are a day closer now.

11 Bravo

(24,193 posts)
21. Tertiary syphilis works at its own pace, but I'll admit to growing increasingly impatient.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 03:20 PM
12 hrs ago

ShazzieB

(21,501 posts)
24. I hope you're kidding about the tertiary syphilis.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 04:42 PM
10 hrs ago

I've seen lots of speculation about that and was intrigued by the possibility myself at one time. Howver, I have come to believe that it's wildly unlikely. I could certainly see him contracting syphilis, but the disease has been 100% curable for virtually Schlump's entire life. The likelihood of a man with his wealth and access to top tier medical care going undiagnosed and untreated for decades seems pretty farfetched to me.

Come to think of it, most states required a blood test for syphilis (and sometimes other things) to get a marriage license at one time. All those laws were eventually repealed as it became apparent that syphilis was no longer a major public health problem, but New York still had such a law until 1985. That means Donald would have gotten tested at least once in his life, when he married Ivana in 1977. And if he got it later on, it's hard to believe it wouldn't have been picked up at some point.

If you were just joking, I apologize for being too literal minded. Even so, I know there is still a question about this in at least some people's minds, and it never hurts to remind everyone of the facts.


11 Bravo

(24,193 posts)
26. Definitely kidding. It just seems like an appropriate disease for the obscene orange slug to contract.
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 05:54 PM
9 hrs ago

Dulcinea

(9,045 posts)
29. "Shot on Saturday night while he was downtown, working for the FBI?"
Sat Sep 6, 2025, 06:22 PM
9 hrs ago

By a long cool woman in a black dress?

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