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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsYou know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
Maybe you're not feeling well, maybe you had a tough weekend...you're going to oversleep for whatever reason.
Then you'll wake up, make some coffee, and drag you ass to your computer...and all the websites will be down across the country.
And you'll be thinking...WTF?
And you'll notice some commotion outside of your window.
"What happened"?, you'll think.
You'll turn on your TV, and you will find out that all of the TV stations are out, except for one local station that has a rudimentary Chyron flashed on TV stating that all internet and TV stations are out of service because TRUMP FUCKING DIED OVERNIGHT AND PEOPLE ARE IN THE STREETS DANCING SO HARD THAT THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED BY THE DANCING TOOK OUT EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER HARDWARE AND BROADCAST EQUIPMENT IN THE COUNTRY.
And then, you'll go outside and dance in the street, preferably naked...like I'm going to do.
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OAITW r.2.0
(30,621 posts)I wanna outlive this guy, just to enjoy it.
LuckyCharms
(20,538 posts)Is that I don't die before he does.
cloudbase
(6,067 posts)The cats would make certain of that.
I'm on board with your sentiments, though.
Xavier Breath
(6,139 posts)Hell, mine starts up before the alarm even gets a chance to go off. I guess that, technically, he's my alarm.
get the red out
(13,857 posts)My 2 dogs barking for breakfast don't allow for sleep-ins either!
usonian
(20,611 posts)🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
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And all your WILDEST dreams will come true.

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Blue Owl
(57,374 posts)The one day when the grim reaper is the hero!
chicoescuela
(2,321 posts)Gimpyknee
(633 posts)BeneteauBum
(212 posts)And a bottle of rum facilitating my dancing antics
..
Peace ☮️
NCcoast
(490 posts)I'll be on my way to the South Carolina line to buy fireworks.
Everyone in the county is going to know how happy I am.
OldBaldy1701E
(9,077 posts)Of course, the rethugs there will want to be assholes about this, but we won't care.
Let them scream and yell. Let them talk about 'unAmerican' and 'not decent'.
I will not care. However, I have to say, I would be MUCH happier if they would just go ahead and arrest him, take everything from him, and then let him live the rest of his life as some of the poorest people do already. He must be made to suffer daily, as he has made others suffer.
Yes, we will celebrate when he is dead. But, I want justice. His death will not satisfy that for me.
When he suffers as much as he has fostered on others, then he can die.
(BTW, how's things on the Banks? Bad rips?)
IcyPeas
(24,242 posts)It's gives a whole 'nuther meaning of "lying" in state. The world's biggest liar lying in state.....
JPPaverage
(617 posts)That's all I've got.
Except that maybe I'll find out where he'll be buried and buy a bunch of water. And then let 'er loose on his grave.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,557 posts)IowaUnionman
(19 posts)I have fireworks saved for this day.
Initech
(106,350 posts)
electric_blue68
(23,902 posts)My possible imagining is somewhat similar. I go to sleep very late so at my ALP I usually sleep between breakfast and lunch.
1# I imagine being woken up by many of my very nice neighbors celebrating in the hallway sharing the great news, if it's announced between those hours!
2# Although I face the interior superblock, and our sweet backyard...
the car honking might be so loud (I'm in NYC)- that that will wake me.
3# My sister, or a friend will call me!
I welcome any of these scenarios! 👍 😄
And tomorrow is quite fine by me!
spike jones
(1,960 posts)GopherGal
(2,600 posts)My "Day It Finally Happens" playlist already had 3 renditions of this song.
Now it has 4!
Here's one with a slightly different vibe. This one represents the more international nature of the reaction I expect
milestogo
(21,820 posts)
PCIntern
(27,621 posts)I saw it in a movie theater as a short between pictures. It was a riot and a wonderful performance by both of them.
Figarosmom
(8,641 posts)Yeah... no tv and internet, no.
CALLING OUT AROUND THE WORLD
calimary
(87,865 posts)electric_blue68
(23,902 posts)I should grab a bar or two of Lindt chocolate, and not eat it, and save it for the Big Day!
Hahahahaaa, I could have a part of chocolate bar for lunch, either Ben & Jerry's NY Super Fudge Chunk, Chocolate Therapy, or Talenti's Double Dark Chocolate Gelato [which ever one I could find] for dinner, then late night snack - a double chocolate chip cookie!
😄 How does that sound?
calimary
(87,865 posts)A worthy addition to all the gloriously delicious examples you cited.
Heck, Ill take any of em! Without nuts. Cuz IM the nut!
canetoad
(19,489 posts)I might see the live announcement. O JOY!
AllaN01Bear
(27,428 posts)also make ocean liner whistle sounds .
Buddyzbuddy
(1,496 posts)Just kidding. That's my recurring dream, again and again.
IbogaProject
(4,989 posts)So Taco can see how thoroughly reviled he is. Sorry I want him stuck in a purgatory of being severely unable to walk nor speak clearly while still fully able to see and hear.
JohnnyRingo
(20,163 posts)
marble falls
(68,620 posts)3Hotdogs
(14,563 posts)CentralMass
(16,515 posts)barbtries
(30,767 posts)my son knocking on my door I say "yeah" and he opens the door and says "he died" and after weeping for joy for awhile I put on some shoes and go outside and join the people already out there hollering and dancing and singing and crying for joy.
like V-Day. Massive celebration.
I'll be dressed, because I love my neighbors. lol
ChazInAz
(2,958 posts)Tear off my clothes and paint my butt blue.
PhilG
(40 posts)My 103 year old mother passed away a few months before TSF got re-elected. One of the conversations we had in her last hours was how PISSED she was that she wouldn't be around to vote against him. This time! That's right, she voted for him the first time but came to realize her mistake
RIP Mom. We'll stop by the cemetery to let you know when he's really gone.
LW1977
(1,566 posts)malaise
(289,213 posts)😀😀😀
RainCaster
(13,113 posts)In celebration 🎉
some_of_us_are_sane
(2,061 posts)WE WILL CELEBRATE LIKE MAD!
littlemissmartypants
(29,832 posts)milestogo
(21,820 posts)And I will learn that the evil one has finally gone to hell.
kimbutgar
(26,058 posts)South Park is really keeping me going in anticipation !
PennRalphie
(448 posts)If this kind of talk enters the mainstream, the Democratic Party can kiss the midterms and 2028 goodbye .
I dont know if many of you live outside the deep blue bubble. When you only talk to those whose political beliefs run their lives and those whose politics align with yours, it might be easy to think and say this stuff.
LuckyCharms
(20,538 posts)I do.
muriel_volestrangler
(104,755 posts)It didn't stop him getting elected. And that's when the Democratic targets were well regarded, whereas Trump is increasingly recognised as a fascist all around the world. Fascists, of course, aren't popular with normal people.
JustAnotherGen
(37,075 posts)One - we are focused on VA and NJ and special elections.
Next - is 2026.
It's a waste of time to jump ahead to 2028.
You are also dealing with a Cruelty is the Point Dems like me. . .
Policy doesn't win. We've had the best policies and results from 2008 onwards. But policies don't win.
Sparking an Emotional Response wins and building a ethos around a culture of emotional response.
The magapub electorate are FEAR based which leads to HATRED of the other.
Those of us in the Cruelty is the Point Democratic Club? Hatred will help us make people FEAR the other. Hatred of their Regime, their values, their fake christian fascism . . .
Policy and being nice and asking them pretty please with sugar on top 'pick me' - Loses. It's from an old playbook. Those teams don't exist anymore.
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Bluestocking
(298 posts)if the magats finally wake the fuck up
Ilsa
(63,302 posts)Oh snap! There goes my fiber optic internet!