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Orrex

(65,991 posts)
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 05:54 AM 22 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Right side of his face slid off of his head, and the left side followed?

Run over by Air Force 2 while he stood on the tarmac for a photo op with a corpse?

Heartbroken over 24/7 saturation coverage of a Republican fuckhead who isn't him?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 22 hrs ago OP
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 21 hrs ago #1
Soon... SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #9
He's not even getting up for another 8 hours BWdem4life 21 hrs ago #2
Tried to pick up a hooker SocialDemocrat61 20 hrs ago #3
Went to Kennedy Center. The roof collapsed and he was front page news, posthumously. twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #4
No but malaise 20 hrs ago #5
This message was self-deleted by its author malaise 20 hrs ago #6
This message was self-deleted by its author malaise 20 hrs ago #7
Lost tug of war between stubborn mind & worn out body? SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #8
No, but if he doesn't soon, he'll take us all down. Joinfortmill 19 hrs ago #10
Well stated. The brutal truth. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #13
Had a stroke when a vision of the spirit of dead Kirk appeared to him... NNadir 19 hrs ago #11
Good news - kicked out of a South Pacific Leper Colony... 3825-87867 19 hrs ago #12
"Soon you say?..." hlthe2b 18 hrs ago #14
No. Not yet, damn, hoping he followed his friend Cjarlie. republianmushroom 16 hrs ago #15

niyad

(127,004 posts)
1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 06:27 AM
21 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

BWdem4life

(2,708 posts)
2. He's not even getting up for another 8 hours
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 06:39 AM
21 hrs ago

But I suppose he could die in his sleep.

Wait, you’re talking about tR*mp right? ‘cause Charlie Kirk is dead. In case you hadn’t heard.

SocialDemocrat61

(5,599 posts)
3. Tried to pick up a hooker
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 07:06 AM
20 hrs ago

after the Yankee game. He was an undercover police officer who arrested him. He was shot while trying to escape.

twodogsbarking

(15,624 posts)
4. Went to Kennedy Center. The roof collapsed and he was front page news, posthumously.
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 07:21 AM
20 hrs ago

Billions and billions cheered 'cause he was b b b b bad to the bone. B b b b b bad.

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SheltieLover

(73,546 posts)
8. Lost tug of war between stubborn mind & worn out body?
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 07:42 AM
20 hrs ago

Mistaken for a corpse & stuffed into a coffin & loaded on AF2?

Hustled off the mortal coil by eps & kirk?


NNadir

(36,562 posts)
11. Had a stroke when a vision of the spirit of dead Kirk appeared to him...
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 08:12 AM
19 hrs ago

...to describe what hell is like. Satan, he learned, is especially hard on crude imitators.

3825-87867

(1,567 posts)
12. Good news - kicked out of a South Pacific Leper Colony...
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 08:14 AM
19 hrs ago

they were afraid of what was on his hands.

Bad News - Still Presidunce.

republianmushroom

(21,304 posts)
15. No. Not yet, damn, hoping he followed his friend Cjarlie.
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 11:51 AM
16 hrs ago

Another day closer, maybe tomorrow. Hopefully.

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