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Caption might be offensive (Original Post) Marthe48 20 hrs ago OP
Nuts and Prayers lame54 19 hrs ago #1
That's a good one. debm55 19 hrs ago #3
or prayers for nuts? WhiteTara 19 hrs ago #4
I bet they're praying that we'd just shut up and go away. calimary 19 hrs ago #8
or that they have some. WhiteTara 19 hrs ago #10
They got nuttin and it shows. 🤪 sheshe2 19 hrs ago #9
Very funny but sad and too true. nt PufPuf23 18 hrs ago #12
Damn you hit the nut on the head! MLAA 17 hrs ago #17
Hahaha! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #2
Thanks. We all need a good laught at times. Ping Tung 19 hrs ago #5
And can't find them with both hands. Sneederbunk 19 hrs ago #6
Shooting the dice of succession. Turning Point is up for grabs. Marcuse 19 hrs ago #7
"Please reveal to us how we can get away oasis 18 hrs ago #11
Clearly they haven't Quanto Magnus 18 hrs ago #13
Those circle jerks on the House floor pfitz59 17 hrs ago #14
The Nazz... GiqueCee 17 hrs ago #15
One scripture mentions "whitewashed tombs". sprinkleeninow 17 hrs ago #16
Yep, madamesilverspurs 15 hrs ago #18
Both replies are perfect! Marthe48 15 hrs ago #20
Perfect! surfered 15 hrs ago #19
Newsflash! For those R people without, Aussie105 11 hrs ago #21
And Jesus still ain't coming! czarjak 7 hrs ago #22

calimary

(87,865 posts)
8. I bet they're praying that we'd just shut up and go away.
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 04:44 PM
19 hrs ago

Then they can parade around and make lots of claims about how big theirs are.

Marcuse

(8,693 posts)
7. Shooting the dice of succession. Turning Point is up for grabs.
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 04:44 PM
19 hrs ago

Last edited Sun Sep 21, 2025, 06:21 PM - Edit history (1)

pfitz59

(11,868 posts)
14. Those circle jerks on the House floor
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 06:12 PM
17 hrs ago

while they figure out how to starve more impoverished people while keeping their seats embodies the very essence of Matthew's admonishment.

GiqueCee

(2,834 posts)
15. The Nazz...
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 06:23 PM
17 hrs ago

... had pretty harsh words for charlatans who pray in public just for the attention. I'm guessing these clowns just read the Cliff Notes version of the Bible. Or maybe it was the Classic Comics version.

sprinkleeninow

(21,595 posts)
16. One scripture mentions "whitewashed tombs".
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 06:50 PM
17 hrs ago
Clean and presentable on the outside, and full of dead men's bones inside.

madamesilverspurs

(16,383 posts)
18. Yep,
Sun Sep 21, 2025, 08:13 PM
15 hrs ago

that's my name for Mike Johnson, "Mr. Whited Sepulchre". He does love presenting himself as Jesussier than Jesus.


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Aussie105

(7,214 posts)
21. Newsflash! For those R people without,
Mon Sep 22, 2025, 12:43 AM
11 hrs ago

prosthetic balls can be bought cheaply and inserted under local anesthetic.

See your local vet.
Discretion guaranteed on payment of extra money.

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