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(29,033 posts)
Sat Oct 4, 2025, 10:00 AM 4 hrs ago

Sauerkraut Soup



Other videos (60 second shorts) in the Firefly series.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220623303

The reason they wear jarheads is because I could not generate images of them with their faces exposed.

Please support my videos. This one was edgier than the others by far.

Sauerkraut Soup

[Verse 1]
Rolling through the forest grey,
Tracks all squeal and maps decay.
What fuels the fight and warms the troop?
You guessed it—sauerkraut soup!

[Verse 2]
No schnitzel here, no sausage plate,
Just vinegared fog and a steel-clad fate.
The only thing we dare to scoop—
One more bowl of sauerkraut soup.

[Chorus]
Boom! goes the turret, bang! goes the roof,
But the lads are spoonin’ cabbage proof.
Command says “drive!”—but we regroup,
To slurp the lore of sauerkraut soup.

[Verse 3]
Dieter dreams of Paris lights,
Hans just wants his pants to fit right.
But glory’s drowned in fermented goop—
Stuck in time with sauerkraut soup.

[Bridge]
Tell the Fuhrer, tell the cooks,
We’ve traded guns for sour looks.
No medals pinned, no goose-step troop—
Just ghosts who fart in sauerkraut soup.

[Chorus, Louder & Worse]
Boom! goes the turret, bang! goes the roof,
Another lad down in cabbage truth.
History fades, but we recoup—
Forever chained to sauerkraut soup.

Ja , mein Freund—it’s always soup.
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My next video will be a naked bike protest in Portland Generic Other 3 hrs ago #1

Generic Other

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1. My next video will be a naked bike protest in Portland
Sat Oct 4, 2025, 10:46 AM
3 hrs ago

My riders will wear jarheads as well as reflective caution tape so Youtube doesn't clutch their pearls over nudity. Like the breechcloth painter who was called in to cover the nudity of Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel. God, I never thought I'd be that guy!

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