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Coldwater

(585 posts) Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:40 AM Nov 5

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JD Vance has a half-brother

who after last night's crushing defeat is going nowhere in politics.

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JD Vance has a half-brother (Original Post) Coldwater Nov 5 OP

And nowhere is where JD needs to go, too. Lonestarblue Nov 5 #1

Maybe Cory should have changed his name? sop Nov 5 #2

Wonder If Cory Bowman Coldwater Nov 5 #3

There are blowouts and then there are BLOWOUTS. Vinca Nov 5 #4

Pureval got a solid 22% of the vote BOSSHOG Nov 5 #5

What??? llmart Nov 5 #12

Sarcasm BOSSHOG Nov 5 #20

I believe that you meant Bowman and not Pureval. Wuddles440 Nov 5 #14

I meant Pureval BOSSHOG Nov 5 #21

JD has a half-father. usonian Nov 5 #6

lol.. Coldwater Nov 5 #7

He can always brag that he has the better beard newdeal2 Nov 5 #8

Some eyeliner pencil may have put him over the top. sop Nov 5 #9

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Nov 5 #10

Big government? usonian Nov 5 #13

...and half a dick PCIntern Nov 5 #11

A crushing political loss, and he looks like his creepy half-brother's twin. Paladin Nov 5 #15

Half-human has half-brother. DavidDvorkin Nov 5 #16

he doesn't wear eyeliner ecstatic Nov 5 #17

Fire up the banjos Blue Owl Nov 5 #18

Half-brother? No couches for Cory, he only does chairs! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Nov 5 #19

Lonestarblue

(13,115 posts)

1. And nowhere is where JD needs to go, too.

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:46 AM

Nov 5

sop

(16,848 posts)

2. Maybe Cory should have changed his name?

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:46 AM

Nov 5

Coldwater

(585 posts)

3. Wonder If Cory Bowman

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:48 AM

Nov 5

is also into Futons

Vinca

(53,006 posts)

4. There are blowouts and then there are BLOWOUTS.

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:48 AM

Nov 5

BOSSHOG

(44,111 posts)

5. Pureval got a solid 22% of the vote

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 07:48 AM

Nov 5

You go couch fucker.

llmart

(17,067 posts)

12. What???

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:53 AM

Nov 5

BOSSHOG

(44,111 posts)

20. Sarcasm

Reply to llmart (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:41 AM

Nov 5

Wuddles440

(1,919 posts)

14. I believe that you meant Bowman and not Pureval.

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:26 AM

Nov 5

BOSSHOG

(44,111 posts)

21. I meant Pureval

Reply to Wuddles440 (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:43 AM

Nov 5

A little Wednesday morning sarcasm for the loser.

usonian

(22,371 posts)

6. JD has a half-father.

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:19 AM

Nov 5

Half-ass and demi-tasse.

Dregs.

Coldwater

(585 posts)

7. lol..

Reply to usonian (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:20 AM

Nov 5

newdeal2

(4,439 posts)

8. He can always brag that he has the better beard

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:22 AM

Nov 5

That’s worth something I guess.

sop

(16,848 posts)

9. Some eyeliner pencil may have put him over the top.

Reply to newdeal2 (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:31 AM

Nov 5

LetMyPeopleVote

(172,486 posts)

10. This made me smile

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:41 AM

Nov 5

Last edited Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:23 AM - Edit history (1)

usonian

(22,371 posts)

13. Big government?

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:13 AM

Nov 5

F That.

PCIntern

(27,791 posts)

11. ...and half a dick

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 08:44 AM

Nov 5

“Yes…this man has no dick.” - Bill Murray’s character in Ghostbusters

Paladin

(31,988 posts)

15. A crushing political loss, and he looks like his creepy half-brother's twin.

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 09:49 AM

Nov 5

That's not enough misfortune---but it's a start...

DavidDvorkin

(20,424 posts)

16. Half-human has half-brother.

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:26 AM

Nov 5

ecstatic

(34,977 posts)

17. he doesn't wear eyeliner

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:33 AM

Nov 5

Is Cory Bowman his original name or did he change it 3 times?

Is he a natural brunette or did he dye his hair like jd?

When did he acquire the goatee?

Blue Owl

(57,890 posts)

18. Fire up the banjos

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:35 AM

Nov 5

RedWhiteBlueIsRacist

(1,492 posts)

19. Half-brother? No couches for Cory, he only does chairs!

Reply to Coldwater (Original post)

Wed Nov 5, 2025, 10:39 AM

Nov 5

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