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Orrex

(66,376 posts)
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:25 AM Thursday

Is he dead yet?

Fell down the children's steps?

Forgot that he tore down the East Wing and walked into an excavator's shovel?

Stabbed by a Slovenian who simply couldn't maintain the illusion of marriage, regardless of her assignment?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Thursday OP
This one malaise Thursday #1
No but malaise Thursday #2
Gawd, I hope all are vaxed. SheltieLover Thursday #4
Just wait for next Thursday November 13 malaise Thursday #13
With room left for dessert. 2MuchNoise Thursday #18
Took hard fall from high chair during tantrum? SheltieLover Thursday #3
High chair or malaise Thursday #14
Escalator. Sounds like a dinosaur, eh. twodogsbarking Thursday #20
Fatal mistake of turning his back no_hypocrisy Thursday #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Thursday #6
Soon... SheltieLover Thursday #8
Our day will come malaise Thursday #15
If God is merciful, we won't have to wait much longer 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Thursday #17
If god were merciful, that creature would never have been born. niyad Thursday #27
Truly surfered Thursday #35
No, but... EYESORE 9001 Thursday #7
Love it malaise Thursday #16
No, but basking in the great wins yesterday was as good a feeling as when we thought he died LymphocyteLover Thursday #9
I keep flushing but the turd just keeps circling the terlet. twodogsbarking Thursday #10
oh one day you will be right and it will be glorious! nt Javaman Thursday #11
Today is another day of hope. Botany Thursday #12
Booked a fishing charter in the Caribbean surfered Thursday #19
ROFL malaise Thursday #21
I'm sad for the other castaways. All they wanted was Dave Bowman Thursday #28
Blown gasket? Harker Thursday #22
Melania. In the Oval Office. With the lead pipe. QueerDuck Thursday #23
Lol, perfect. 😆 Dave Bowman Thursday #29
"Yes. Yes, I did it. I keeled Doe-nald..." QueerDuck Thursday #31
It took me a while to laugh at #3... littlemissmartypants Thursday #24
The Blue Wave just hit him...Soon, people, soon. Joinfortmill Thursday #25
We are tired of waiting LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #26
Engine catches fire and falls off of Air Farts One causing the plane to crash into an industrial area generalbetrayus Thursday #30
Nope, not yet, damn, another disappointment in my life. republianmushroom Thursday #32
Thought he might drown in the ketchup tantrum TBF Thursday #33
Well, I got bogged down with work and didn't post a response this morning so... hlthe2b Thursday #34

malaise

(291,003 posts)
1. This one
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:28 AM
Thursday

Forgot that he tore down the East Wing and walked into an excavator's shovel?

Meh!
Any one😀

malaise

(291,003 posts)
13. Just wait for next Thursday November 13
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 07:44 AM
Thursday

when the Comey and James “Trumped Up” indictments are dismissed.😂

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)
3. Took hard fall from high chair during tantrum?
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:39 AM
Thursday

Unable to negotiate even the "children's stairs" to AF1, fell & cracked his crown?

Buried alive in paperwork by angry taxpers over Direct File?

Stress induced fatal seizure over eps financial info recently released?

Drown in the Blue tsunami?

niyad

(128,431 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:46 AM
Thursday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,249 posts)
17. If God is merciful, we won't have to wait much longer 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 07:53 AM
Thursday

EYESORE 9001

(29,291 posts)
7. No, but...
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:51 AM
Thursday

I did dream last night that a guy talking on his phone relayed information to me about TSF, saying he had cancelled some important soirée due to his death, to which I replied, ‘what? Does he plan on rescheduling?’

I’m not even a comedian in my dreams

LymphocyteLover

(9,026 posts)
9. No, but basking in the great wins yesterday was as good a feeling as when we thought he died
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 06:55 AM
Thursday

over Labor Day weekend.

surfered

(10,249 posts)
19. Booked a fishing charter in the Caribbean
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 07:57 AM
Thursday


Wandered off while on a state visit to Nepal and fell down a mountain

Dave Bowman

(6,242 posts)
28. I'm sad for the other castaways. All they wanted was
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 09:48 AM
Thursday

sailing for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

QueerDuck

(597 posts)
31. "Yes. Yes, I did it. I keeled Doe-nald..."
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 12:17 PM
Thursday
"... I hated him, so-o-o much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames! Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths."

littlemissmartypants

(30,882 posts)
24. It took me a while to laugh at #3...
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 08:58 AM
Thursday

But only because I laughed so hard at the first one.

Well done, Orrex!

❤️👏

generalbetrayus

(1,374 posts)
30. Engine catches fire and falls off of Air Farts One causing the plane to crash into an industrial area
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 10:06 AM
Thursday

and burst into flames.

Too soon?

republianmushroom

(22,023 posts)
32. Nope, not yet, damn, another disappointment in my life.
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 12:20 PM
Thursday

But there will be that day, and we are a day closer to that day now. It is coming like the sun rising in the morning.

TBF

(35,278 posts)
33. Thought he might drown in the ketchup tantrum
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 12:22 PM
Thursday

resulting from the election results, but alas he has survived it. I still have hope.

hlthe2b

(112,088 posts)
34. Well, I got bogged down with work and didn't post a response this morning so...
Thu Nov 6, 2025, 05:15 PM
Thursday

I'm just going to repost this photo from today and ponder "how much longer?" (I'm guessing he might be thinking that too, as he ignores the guy experiencing a medical event right behind him)...





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