Epstein Files Cover-up Day 290 and

rumor has it that Crumb The 1st is so angry at his total rejection on Tuesday night that he has removed all the couches and padded chairs from J.D. Vance's office in an effort to lash out at the weakest member of his administration. Sobbing was heard from behind the closed doors in the office of the Vice-President when the movers had made the switch to plain, hard wooden benches and chairs.

At the White House Press Office they are rumored to have reacted to reports of Crumb The 1st with half-naked underage girls in the Epstein Files by denying anybody named Epstein actually ever existed and saying that even if he did the photos are taken out of context because what they really show is Crumb The 1st as he was making the girls put clothes on and not take them off.

Over at DOJ/FBI "Cash" Patel is rumored to be saying he has seen the photos and sees nothing wrong with them after his own careful review of them hundreds of times. So far.