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I WON the 2024 ELECTION! Did you KNOW that? I DID! I WON! By over 200 million votes! |
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I can spot a giraffe, a TV, and a mouse in the TOUGHEST COGNITIVE TEST in the USA! In the WORLD! ME! |
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Since January 20, 2025, there hasn't been a SINGLE REPORT of household pets eaten by the immigrants next door! |
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Have you noticed the PRICE OF EGGS is SO LOW that they PAY YOU NOW to take a dozen? BECAUSE OF ME! |
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I was having this press conference and the guy thought he was going to steal my ratings by dying next to me but I SHOWED HIM! |
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BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA may have painted lines on a BASKETBALL COURT but I DESTROYED THE ENTIRE EAST WING! NO ONE stopped me! |
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Ivanka told me that if Jared ever left her, she'd want a man just like me, but she really meant me, without the "just like" part. |
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If you feel bad about Dick Cheney and that whole Iraq thing, wait till you see what I do with VENEZUELA! |
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The NOBEL PRIZE PEOPLE told me that they're going to give me one because I'm better than Obama, and he got one, so it's only right. |
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