Snap. My crazy idea

What if the reason they are letting everything go unpaid is because they already siphoned all monies out and need time cook the books and convince someone to loan to money.

And what tomfoolery is going on in national Park lands?

We know damn well the shutdown is entirely because MAGA wants it. Whatever it really is, will be ALOT worse than hungry people and federal workers losing their homes.

Excuse me while I go straighten up this tin foil hat.