Epstein Files Cover-up Day 291 and

it has not been a good week for the cover-up as more people are pressing Andrew Mountbatten Wiindsor, or whatever the name is now, to come forward to testify to Congress. Not likely to happen but it's at least more effort with that party of interest than "Cash" Patel has shown.

"$25,000" Bondi is rumored to be "too busy" to pursue anything about the matter and a rumored press release was along the lines of "I have said before that I reviewed the files of someone I don't think even existed and I found absolutely nothing about anything. I am too busy now to comment further on something that doesn't exist. I am preparing a major legal case to move forward to the Supreme Court asking them to declare that if an officer of a federal agency can "smell the onions" when a sandwich lands on them that is proof of a threat to national security since the officer may get tears in his eyes from the onions and be unable to see which direction the brown people are trying to run. Apprehension of brown people is the highest national security priority of this administration and we will not allow the serious threat of aromatic vegetables to stand in our way."

Over at the White House/Epstein Acres we find that Crumb The 1st seems to have responded to having been thoroughly rejected in Tuesday's elections by covering his ears and he has embarked on his escalation of withholding food from hungry children, people with disabilities, battered mothers with children, bedridden people and others by now appealing a court decision requiring him to fund the SNAP program.

It is rumored that he is particularly angry that this matter is having him take time away from his construction of the grand, gilded ballroom and his planned Christmas gala for "overburdened" billionaires, recently pardoned felons and those wealthy people likely to need pardons in the future. It is rumored that the Secret Service is now using the code name "Ebenezer Stooge" for when Crumb the 1st moves about.