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gulliver

(13,639 posts)
Fri Nov 7, 2025, 11:27 AM Friday

Why do you hate me?

"Mom?"

"What?"

"Is an hour up?"

"No, it's only been 11 minutes."

"I'm sorry I rode my Big Wheel by Mrs. Johnson's flowers."

"You rode it over her flowers. She worked hard on them, and they were beautiful. And you didn't even apologize."

"She put her flowers on our trail!"

"That's her property."

"Billy's Mom lets him ride over there."

"I'm not Billy's Mom. I'm your Mom. It's been 12 minutes."

"I wish Billy's Mom were my Mom. Billy's Mom loves him. You hate me!"

"I don't hate you. I love you."

"I hear the ice cream truck. How long has it been?"

"Still 12 minutes."

"We're going to miss the truck!"

"Yep "

"Why do you hate me? Why are you so hateful?"

"I don't hate you. I love you."

"You hate me!"

"13 minutes."


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Why do you hate me? (Original Post) gulliver Friday OP
My kind of Mom democrank Friday #1
Boy, did that bring back some fond memories..LOL. n/t SheilaAnn Friday #2
Sounds familiar. republianmushroom Friday #3
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