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lame54

(38,863 posts) Fri Nov 7, 2025, 02:43 PM Friday

Get Ready to Disappear

Dr. Oz promises 135 billion pound U.S. collective weight loss

135,000,000,000
Divided by
342,000,000 (U.S. population)
Equals
395 pounds each

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-official-says-americans-lose-223510930.html

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Get Ready to Disappear (Original Post) lame54 Friday OP

Sort of like a 1000% reduction in drug prices. sop Friday #1

And math is their good subject. Civics is their worst. Scrivener7 Friday #2

They all just throw out numbers like they know what they're talking about. What a 💩 show Deuxcents Friday #3

Maybe he's expecting a visit from the Adipose House of Roberts Friday #4

Well, didn't they just proclaim a new policy to dweller Friday #5

Do patients gain weight if they stop taking it? leftstreet Friday #6

He meant English Pounds The Madcap Friday #7

Or at least float away, if your mass remained the same. Ocelot II Friday #8

sop

(16,849 posts)

1. Sort of like a 1000% reduction in drug prices.

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 02:57 PM

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Scrivener7

(57,772 posts)

2. And math is their good subject. Civics is their worst.

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 02:58 PM

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Deuxcents

(24,741 posts)

3. They all just throw out numbers like they know what they're talking about. What a 💩 show

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 03:00 PM

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House of Roberts

(6,313 posts)

4. Maybe he's expecting a visit from the Adipose

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 03:12 PM

Friday

in Doctor Who.

dweller

(27,572 posts)

5. Well, didn't they just proclaim a new policy to

Reply to lame54 (Original post)

Fri Nov 7, 2025, 03:12 PM

Friday

(checks cookbooks )

SERVE HUMANITY ?!?

😱

Eat the rich , before they eat you

✌🏻

leftstreet

(38,208 posts)

6. Do patients gain weight if they stop taking it?

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 03:13 PM

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The Madcap

(1,598 posts)

7. He meant English Pounds

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 03:13 PM

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Right in the T**** coffers.

Ocelot II

(128,249 posts)

8. Or at least float away, if your mass remained the same.

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Fri Nov 7, 2025, 03:16 PM

Friday

If your weight loss was the result of losing fat, you'd die long before you weighted -395 lbs. and hypothetically disappeared. But if the only thing that happened in accordance with this bogus Trump number is that you weighed minus 395 lbs. while your mass remained the same, you might still be fat but you'd experience a repulsive gravitational force and would have to be tethered to something to keep from floating away.

There should be a whole new field of mathematics called Trump numbers, which would be like imaginary numbers only dumber, like drug price reductions of 1,500% which would cause your pharmacist to pay you every time you filled a presciption.

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