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Orrex

(66,376 posts)
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 07:13 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Died of loneliness when a fainting man diverted attention from him for 10 seconds?

Overdosed on tryptophan from sucking Turkey too much?

Fell asleep at Presidential Urinal and busted open his empty skull?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
No. tavernier Saturday #1
Drown in a river of magat tears when many realize he doesn't truly "love the uneducated?" SheltieLover Saturday #2
Not long now... MiHale Saturday #3
Good, i will party, hearty when he does. Trueblue1968 Saturday #23
Preview from my "Day It Finally Happens" Playlist GopherGal Saturday #26
How does he do that? Turbineguy Saturday #28
Yep great song Trueblue1968 Saturday #30
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #4
Soon... SheltieLover Saturday #5
Tired of waiting 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Saturday #8
But there's still hope... surfered Saturday #10
Understatement of the century! SheltieLover Saturday #11
Soon come malaise Saturday #14
Yes bdamomma Saturday #34
Hey you malaise Sunday #39
Very close, people. Barely makes it down the stairs now. Joinfortmill Saturday #6
Visited Pennsavayna and was ripped to pieces by bigfoot. twodogsbarking Saturday #7
No-- it seems Satan still has some uses for him... LymphocyteLover Saturday #9
It'll be a while dalton99a Saturday #12
Wow, just seenig eyes closed gives me HOPE! bluestarone Saturday #25
No but malaise Saturday #13
Slowly deflating Wicked Blue Saturday #15
Got lost on his way to the Oval Office Farmer-Rick Saturday #16
EW! GopherGal Saturday #27
Before my uncle went into a memory care unit Farmer-Rick Saturday #29
Nyet. 😣 58Sunliner Saturday #17
"Hope Springs Eternal"... hlthe2b Saturday #18
Can't wait for the paltry crowd size attending Prairie_Seagull Saturday #19
I think the funeral attendees will be vastly outnumbered by the protesters who Jack Valentino Saturday #36
Nope, not last night, damn, but, another day closer. republianmushroom Saturday #20
Just remember I called it first BWdem4life Saturday #21
That would be a fine present for all involved Orrex Saturday #22
This year I am asking for a good 'go pro' camera. Prairie_Seagull Sunday #40
Was denied food Marthe48 Saturday #24
I thought of you when I saw this. IcyPeas Saturday #31
Love it! Orrex Saturday #32
He looks bdamomma Saturday #33
(CENSORED) by a national hero, whose poster I will create and sell, and put on the wall Jack Valentino Saturday #35
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Saturday #37
He is not dead, dear; he merely sleeps Hekate Saturday #38

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)
2. Drown in a river of magat tears when many realize he doesn't truly "love the uneducated?"
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 07:15 AM
Saturday

Aspirates a KFC drumstick, gleefully giggling about hungry Americans?

MiHale

(12,352 posts)
3. Not long now...
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 07:25 AM
Saturday

Dude was wiped out after descending the stairs from the plane in Florida…fell back into the limo seat after a careful climb down. Looked exhausted.

Keep counting down the days. Betting he won’t last another year.

GopherGal

(2,710 posts)
26. Preview from my "Day It Finally Happens" Playlist
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 12:37 PM
Saturday

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I have 4 different versions of this title. Felt like posting the "international" one today.

niyad

(128,431 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 07:26 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)
11. Understatement of the century!
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 08:36 AM
Saturday

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

twodogsbarking

(16,654 posts)
7. Visited Pennsavayna and was ripped to pieces by bigfoot.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 07:55 AM
Saturday

They should catch bigfoot and sign him up to coach football for Penn State.

Wicked Blue

(8,366 posts)
15. Slowly deflating
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:46 AM
Saturday

until he becomes a malodorous puddle of rotting orange skin, that then dissolves the surface undernearth it.

Farmer-Rick

(12,277 posts)
16. Got lost on his way to the Oval Office
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:46 AM
Saturday

And fell into the asbestos from the East Wing and suffocated. We all know he can't read. That tacky sign his handlers have taped outside the door is not going to work.

We should be glad he's still putting on clothes.

GopherGal

(2,710 posts)
27. EW!
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 12:41 PM
Saturday

Need a trigger warning on that visual:

We should be glad he's still putting on clothes.

Farmer-Rick

(12,277 posts)
29. Before my uncle went into a memory care unit
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 03:08 PM
Saturday

Due to his dementia. (God love my Aunt for taking care of him for years.) He started going outside naked. He would get the mail, walk over to talk to neighbors and water the plants buck naked as if everything was normal. My aunt would come running out and wrap him up in a blanket to take him back inside.

I imagine pedo Trump will be going that way soon. A lot of what Trump does reminds me of my uncle about 2 months before my Aunt finally put him into a nursing home. The falling asleep all the time, the standing stock still with a flat look until directed, the inability to handle stairs, the inability to complete full sentences or even speak sometimes, the sudden inappropriate decisions.

58Sunliner

(6,226 posts)
17. Nyet. 😣
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:46 AM
Saturday

His right hand swelled up so badly it floated him away and he was shot down by a foreign country who thought he was a spy balloon.

hlthe2b

(112,088 posts)
18. "Hope Springs Eternal"...
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 10:14 AM
Saturday

(even if it only comes through for your favorite NCAA football team today... GO DAWGS!"

Jack Valentino

(3,989 posts)
36. I think the funeral attendees will be vastly outnumbered by the protesters who
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:26 PM
Saturday

will be celebrating his demise! That's my prediction!

republianmushroom

(22,023 posts)
20. Nope, not last night, damn, but, another day closer.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:20 AM
Saturday

Guess I'll just have to be satisfied with that today. But maybe tomorrow.

BWdem4life

(2,851 posts)
21. Just remember I called it first
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:56 AM
Saturday

Several months ago I said he wouldn’t make it to Christmas.

But I’ve been wrong once or twice in my life…

Prairie_Seagull

(4,552 posts)
40. This year I am asking for a good 'go pro' camera.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:06 AM
Sunday

Should your prediction come true, I would never ask for another present the rest of my days.

Marthe48

(22,335 posts)
24. Was denied food
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 12:21 PM
Saturday

got so desperate, he ate dirt, got carnivorous worms and was eaten from the inside out.

Not brain or a heart worms. They'd starve.

Jack Valentino

(3,989 posts)
35. (CENSORED) by a national hero, whose poster I will create and sell, and put on the wall
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:23 PM
Saturday

in every room in my damn house ???

(after I finish dancing in the street in front of said house)


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