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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Died of loneliness when a fainting man diverted attention from him for 10 seconds?
Overdosed on tryptophan from sucking Turkey too much?
Fell asleep at Presidential Urinal and busted open his empty skull?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?
But one day closer.
SheltieLover
(74,994 posts)Aspirates a KFC drumstick, gleefully giggling about hungry Americans?
MiHale
(12,352 posts)Dude was wiped out after descending the stairs from the plane in Florida
fell back into the limo seat after a careful climb down. Looked exhausted.
Keep counting down the days. Betting he wont last another year.
Trueblue1968
(18,946 posts)GopherGal
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I have 4 different versions of this title. Felt like posting the "international" one today.
Turbineguy
(39,629 posts)I need to find his vitamins.
Trueblue1968
(18,946 posts)niyad
(128,431 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
surfered
(10,249 posts)surfered
(10,249 posts)
SheltieLover
(74,994 posts)👠👠👠👠👠👠
Soon...
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

malaise, soon come!!
Joinfortmill
(19,489 posts)twodogsbarking
(16,654 posts)They should catch bigfoot and sign him up to coach football for Penn State.
LymphocyteLover
(9,026 posts)dalton99a
(91,098 posts)
(Andrew Harnik/Getty)
bluestarone
(20,756 posts)We know his eyelids are working!!
malaise
(291,003 posts)Voter poop should hasten that great day

Wicked Blue
(8,366 posts)until he becomes a malodorous puddle of rotting orange skin, that then dissolves the surface undernearth it.
Farmer-Rick
(12,277 posts)And fell into the asbestos from the East Wing and suffocated. We all know he can't read. That tacky sign his handlers have taped outside the door is not going to work.
We should be glad he's still putting on clothes.
Need a trigger warning on that visual:
We should be glad he's still putting on clothes.
Farmer-Rick
(12,277 posts)Due to his dementia. (God love my Aunt for taking care of him for years.) He started going outside naked. He would get the mail, walk over to talk to neighbors and water the plants buck naked as if everything was normal. My aunt would come running out and wrap him up in a blanket to take him back inside.
I imagine pedo Trump will be going that way soon. A lot of what Trump does reminds me of my uncle about 2 months before my Aunt finally put him into a nursing home. The falling asleep all the time, the standing stock still with a flat look until directed, the inability to handle stairs, the inability to complete full sentences or even speak sometimes, the sudden inappropriate decisions.
58Sunliner
(6,226 posts)His right hand swelled up so badly it floated him away and he was shot down by a foreign country who thought he was a spy balloon.
hlthe2b
(112,088 posts)(even if it only comes through for your favorite NCAA football team today... GO DAWGS!"

Prairie_Seagull
(4,552 posts)it's funeral.
Jack Valentino
(3,989 posts)will be celebrating his demise! That's my prediction!
republianmushroom
(22,023 posts)Guess I'll just have to be satisfied with that today. But maybe tomorrow.
BWdem4life
(2,851 posts)Several months ago I said he wouldnt make it to Christmas.
But Ive been wrong once or twice in my life
Orrex
(66,376 posts)Not to mention a great future.
Prairie_Seagull
(4,552 posts)Should your prediction come true, I would never ask for another present the rest of my days.
Marthe48
(22,335 posts)got so desperate, he ate dirt, got carnivorous worms and was eaten from the inside out.
Not brain or a heart worms. They'd starve.
IcyPeas
(24,604 posts)This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-11-07T20:43:56.438Z
bdamomma
(69,110 posts)like a cadaver.
Jack Valentino
(3,989 posts)in every room in my damn house ???
(after I finish dancing in the street in front of said house)
Dulcinea
(9,432 posts)--Pink Floyd, "Time"