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demmiblue

(38,941 posts)
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 08:11 AM Saturday

Mike Johnson: "My Christian faith is more about..."

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

Dana Goldberg (@dgcomedy.bsky.social) 2025-11-08T02:24:32.780Z


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Mike Johnson: "My Christian faith is more about..." (Original Post) demmiblue Saturday OP
What did we use say back in the 60s? multigraincracker Saturday #1
Thank you for my first laugh of the day Attilatheblond Saturday #3
This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Saturday #12
Made my morning orangecrush Saturday #2
Maybe he gets off on not helping the poor? newdeal2 Saturday #4
Mikey, The Squeaker of the House Is NOT A Christian. Trueblue1968 Saturday #24
Remind him that Jesus says he is going to hell azureblue Saturday #5
He claims he has a camel capable of going through the eye of a needle KS Toronado Saturday #8
Reading those passages only confirms.... AZ8theist Sunday #27
Mike, feed the poor, but please, wash your hands first. 2MuchNoise Saturday #6
Not jacking off, and blowing trump. Simultaneously. Paladin Saturday #7
Little Mikey may have displaced Sgt.-Maj. Dickerson: lastlib Saturday #9
Thanks for that clip. I don't think I've seen this but it's at the top of my list. erronis Saturday #21
The movie was about a friend of mine. DFW Sunday #28
How's the Grnder account working out Mike? paleotn Saturday #10
But he is jerking off the American public with his lie's and obscuration's. Historic NY Saturday #11
I only knew one man who said he never jerked off rickford66 Saturday #13
My Great Uncle told me something similar when i was a kid. Lochloosa Saturday #15
Clinton's Surgeon General got the boot because she recommended masturbation rickford66 Saturday #16
I remember that. Joycelyn Elders. DFW Sunday #29
Except that he probably does it anyway ChicagoTeamster Saturday #14
He lies about everything else Marthe48 Saturday #19
If there were a God, Mike and a lot of rethugs, including TSF would bluestarone Saturday #17
And I bet he violates that faith daily. Takket Saturday #18
He gives TSF the Rusty Trombone RainCaster Saturday #20
His is a faith without works. surfered Saturday #22
"Go back-off in your own JackYard." BurnDoubt Saturday #23
This message was self-deleted by its author AllaN01Bear Saturday #25
A man who asks his minor child to monitor his porn ap. Irish_Dem Saturday #26
One of the most perverse, creepy things I've ever... 3catwoman3 Sunday #30
I know. Someone should have reported him to Children's Services on that one. Irish_Dem Sunday #31

Response to multigraincracker (Reply #1)

KS Toronado

(22,015 posts)
8. He claims he has a camel capable of going through the eye of a needle
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:40 AM
Saturday

Probably just another lie.

AZ8theist

(6,977 posts)
27. Reading those passages only confirms....
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 01:33 AM
Sunday

...that Mike Johnson is a VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.

He once said something to the effect "If you want to know my worldview, read the Bible".

OBVIOUS he's never read Mathew 25: 41-46. But if he had, he certainly ignores what it says.

A VILE, DISGUSTING, LYING HYPOCRITE.

Paladin

(31,988 posts)
7. Not jacking off, and blowing trump. Simultaneously.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:20 AM
Saturday

Proof positive that, for all his obvious weaknesses, Johnson is still capable of doing two things at once...

lastlib

(27,101 posts)
9. Little Mikey may have displaced Sgt.-Maj. Dickerson:
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 09:40 AM
Saturday


now that's funny.
(I'll let myself out now....)

DFW

(59,342 posts)
28. The movie was about a friend of mine.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 01:57 AM
Sunday

He died several years back, but he was a perfectly wonderful man, and I still miss him. A soft-spoken, wry intellectual, Adrian (his name was Adrian) was nothing like the portrayal of him by Robin Williams in the film. But as long as you accept from the outset that the film is a complete fabrication, it is a funny, entertaining film. During the filming, they would ask Adrian a few details about how something was, say”thanks for letting us know,” and then completely ignoring what he said. Adrian would tell anyone who asked, “if I had done half the things they showed me doing in the film, I would have spent the rest of my life in Leavenworth.”

Lochloosa

(16,627 posts)
15. My Great Uncle told me something similar when i was a kid.
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:17 AM
Saturday

Any man that tells you he doesn't masturbate is a damn liar and any woman that tells you she doesn't is a damn fool.

I really miss him 😢

rickford66

(6,013 posts)
16. Clinton's Surgeon General got the boot because she recommended masturbation
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:35 AM
Saturday

in addition to better sex education. For a short time, I thought the USA was coming out of the Dark Ages.

DFW

(59,342 posts)
29. I remember that. Joycelyn Elders.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 02:07 AM
Sunday

That was 30 years ago, and we trashed the Republicans for it then.

My dad wrote a musical parody song about it, and I was there when it got performed in front of Clinton, who was convulsed in laughter. It was the one occasion when he could laugh his ass off at the Republicans for their childish stupidity, and not get trashed for it.

bluestarone

(20,756 posts)
17. If there were a God, Mike and a lot of rethugs, including TSF would
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 11:39 AM
Saturday

Already be dead of natural causes and heading down on that good o HELL elevator.

BurnDoubt

(1,234 posts)
23. "Go back-off in your own JackYard."
Sat Nov 8, 2025, 04:31 PM
Saturday

What we used to say back in the 60’s. Empathy and Compassion are for Woke Weenies. I sincerely hope he and his family are afforded the opportunity to live the other side of this nightmare. it’s unconscionable that they can’t share the experience. Make It So.

Response to demmiblue (Original post)

Irish_Dem

(77,800 posts)
31. I know. Someone should have reported him to Children's Services on that one.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 07:17 PM
Sunday

He was so proud of it too. What a creeper.

What the hell does he do behind closed doors.

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