After hearing all the excuses........

...why the government remains shut down........
Starving children, the poor, veterans...
Refusing to release the Epstein files exposing the child rapist-in-chief.
Refusing to swear in a duly elected congresswoman....
No accountability for extra-judicial murder...
No accountability for the destruction of the White House.....
..etc, etc, etc.........
I've come to the conclusion:

(Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you copy or distibute this!! WARNING! Don't do it! I'm warning you!!.......I'm not kidding!)