A brilliant (they use that word in a Guiness commercial) use of grammar - and a meaningful and timely explanation of it's use.

Now, find a MAGAT that can understand ANY of it.................

How about EVER?

Word hikes!

I was hoping his demise would be more spectacular, like tripping over his platform shoes going down an escalator, but death by narcolepsy will have to do.

You know the scene - old folks home, lots propped up in chairs at night watching TV.
In the morning, those that didn't 'make it' get carted away in undertaker's vans.

No one could accuse Donald of being woke.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-11-08T22:18:33.704Z

Everyone calling me out on a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin being too tasteful for Donald is absolutely correct.

It will most likely be a Lucite box adorned with gold plastic appliques and his name in a bridal invite font, and the fabric will be a yellow-gold polyester lamé.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2025-11-08T00:32:38.147Z

Lucite box!
Well, that

Remains to be seen.

(Forgive me, for I have punned)

— (@mrsfranki.bsky.social) 2025-11-08T21:22:54.907Z

Just in case…

for well-aimed urination

Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade

Like you find at the men’s restroom in a stadium

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My uncle sat in his recliner dosing while about forty people mingled and visited. (editing to acknowledge "dosing" should read "dozing&quot

I actually enjoyed the event, catching up with relatives, but my uncle was totally oblivious to everything going on.

My uncle passed about 6 months later.

No reason to spend money on a casket. Just lower him into a 4x5x6 foot hole with recliner.

Sorry - morbid. Might be your favorite uncle.

in my paternal grandma’s kitchen
😂😂😂

his barber played a practical joke on him.

😀

Has been mind numbingly frustrating. All but nonexistent. Seriously...fuck the news media.

But I want that fucker to suffer before shuffling off — someone who’s been that abusive and caused others so much pain needs a little taste of his own medicine

“Warm golden lighting” and Nessun Dorma blaring.

Just one more reason to hate the guy. I love Nessun Dorma.

It'd probably be "God Bless the USA" or some such.

Or, maybe "YMCA"...?

At your cervix.

Not that this drawing resembles you in any way. Do you own a black hooded robe?

nt

Then he can sit there and doze out, and it looks like he's wide awake. Think anyone would be fooled?
Probably not.

No one seems alarmed or cared to notice.

Maybe they are all secretly hoping he doesn’t wake up
😂😂😂😂

I’ll stop at that!

Don't waste a good garbage can.

Doing EVIL is apparently exhausting.

But I had exactly the same thought when I saw that picture.