Big, strong muscular men cite rising cost of Kleenex for downturn in sobbing uncontrollably in Trump's presence

"We're still crying on the inside."

A focus group consisting of 20 men with tree trunk biceps, washboard abs, and rock-hard pecs who once sobbed uncontrollably when in the presence of Donald Trrump, calling him "SIR" repeatedly, told CNN reporters that they can no longer afford Kleenex, and have been forced to rein in their emotions.

"I mean, WE'RE big and strong and buffed, but when we are in the presence of Donald Trump, our lives lose all meaning. Our insignificance in his presence is felt immediately. We want to cry, but it's either stop crying and eat three meals a day, or cry and starve. We need to eat our weight in steaks daily, which leaves no room in the budget for Kleenex.

Kimberly-Clark, the manufacturer of Kleenex, did not immediately return CNN's calls.

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