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Orrex

(66,376 posts)
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 08:45 AM Sunday

Is he dead yet?

Fell asleep during Oval Office event and couldn't be revived, ever?

Handlers ran out of embalming fluid, so he collapsed into a foul orange slurry?

Stroked out while watching Lethal Weapon 2, mistaking it for the next G20 meeting?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Sunday OP
No but malaise Sunday #1
We knew he was anti-woke surfered Sunday #2
CNN disagrees malaise Sunday #3
He appears to be dead. 2MuchNoise Sunday #5
If only malaise Sunday #10
+1. Safe in the arms of Satan dalton99a Sunday #7
Good one! SheltieLover Sunday #23
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sunday #4
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Sunday #6
Hahah! SheltieLover Sunday #24
Who is that with the bubbly and doing a jig at it's state funeral. nt Prairie_Seagull Sunday #12
Soon! SheltieLover Sunday #25
Visited a meat packing plant, ignored the signs and took the wrong door when leaving. twodogsbarking Sunday #8
Contaminated meat malaise Sunday #11
Mad cow disease. 2MuchNoise Sunday #13
You win the thread today malaise Sunday #16
He's all cap and no cows, just the disease. twodogsbarking Sunday #20
His day is coming. Botany Sunday #9
"I snuck into Mar-a-Lago with my carnivorous friends to devour him... hlthe2b Sunday #14
Someone said, "take their SNAP." Seinan Sensei Sunday #15
greetins from the night shift. AllaN01Bear Sunday #17
Damn, not last night either, but we are getting closer a lot closer. republianmushroom Sunday #18
His death, how I see it... littlemissmartypants Sunday #19
When? malaise Sunday #21
Soon! SheltieLover Sunday #28
Yup that is exactly happens with all actively dying patients. SheltieLover Sunday #27
No, but he looks dead when he falls asleep during meetings! SheltieLover Sunday #22
Yeast Infection Blumancru Sunday #26
Welcome to our DU family. I am stealing "nulva"! niyad Sunday #34
Nulva Blumancru Sunday #38
I always steal the good ones, of which there are many here on DU. niyad Sunday #39
The entire world will celebrate with joy when he is finally gone! LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #29
Still waiting for the lighting bolt BlueKota Sunday #30
I think dick Cheney still is fujiyamasan Sunday #31
Test flight for flying the flag at half mast when, you know. twodogsbarking Sunday #32
I will not be flying any of my flags at half staff when that f'n orange niyad Sunday #33
I plan to buy a flagpole twice as tall, to fly my flag twice as high on that grand day. Orrex Sunday #36
Excellent! niyad Sunday #37
Almost. Iggo Sunday #35

niyad

(128,431 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:13 AM
Sunday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(16,654 posts)
8. Visited a meat packing plant, ignored the signs and took the wrong door when leaving.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:26 AM
Sunday

Within 90 seconds he was ground up and packaged in 297 one pound packs. Don jr put them up for sale at one million dollars each. Crypto not accepted.

hlthe2b

(112,088 posts)
14. "I snuck into Mar-a-Lago with my carnivorous friends to devour him...
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:40 AM
Sunday

-but the stench was just too overpowering..."

"I'm soooo sorry!"

republianmushroom

(22,023 posts)
18. Damn, not last night either, but we are getting closer a lot closer.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 11:11 AM
Sunday

Can't wait , like a kid at Christmas time.

littlemissmartypants

(30,882 posts)
19. His death, how I see it...
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 11:29 AM
Sunday

His best case scenario:

●He develops a severe case of dysphagia because of neurological deterioration.
●He becomes unable to manage his saliva as a result of the loss of a reflexive swallow.
●He subsequently silently aspirates food, liquid, and his own oral secretions.
●He develops aspiration pneumonia.
●He begins to drown in his own secretions because he no longer has a reflexive cough.
●He eventually dies.

This is how those with advanced dementia usually die.

It's not pretty, and it's very unpleasant for everyone involved.

Family members often insist on trying to give food and drink to these patients, not understanding their actions are creating harm. In effect, it's like choking them to death.

They object to the necessary withholding of food by mouth because they perceive it as starving them. The end is near. It's hard for the family.

Some insist on tube feeding. Also prone to aspiration and just prolongs the inevitable while also causing harm.

The process is extremely torturous for the patients.

The likely outcomes are starving to death or dying from aspiration pneumonia.

A pneumonia which is the equivalent of drowning without any of the body's protective reflexes working to prevent death.

The wasting away often results in a person with a body in an almost completely unrecognizable form.

It's a death that usually comes very slowly.

With advanced dementia that's his best case scenario.



SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)
27. Yup that is exactly happens with all actively dying patients.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 12:16 PM
Sunday

Malaria would demonstrate atypical maternal instincts & be sure to provide lots of hamburders & KFC hoping for the best.

Blumancru

(17 posts)
38. Nulva
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:50 PM
Sunday

Thank you. I did make that up. I saw a picture of a woman with a sign saying “Grab him by the nussy” and I thought “nulva” was more dignified.
Please feel free to use it. I also made “Mailorderia” up. Please use that too.

niyad

(128,431 posts)
39. I always steal the good ones, of which there are many here on DU.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 10:01 PM
Sunday

Your second one is far more polite than what I use for the Slovenian sex worker.

niyad

(128,431 posts)
33. I will not be flying any of my flags at half staff when that f'n orange
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 06:08 PM
Sunday

creature finally stops wasting oxygen and the rest of our resources.

Orrex

(66,376 posts)
36. I plan to buy a flagpole twice as tall, to fly my flag twice as high on that grand day.
Sun Nov 9, 2025, 09:14 PM
Sunday
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