So, the fucking, goofy, baldheaded billionaire's fish wrapper/rag

Is now offering a resubscribe special of $33/year. For a fraction of a nano-second, I considered it in order to bring their fucked up editorials praising the fucking chomo here for our amusement, scorn and disdain. After that moment had passed, I internalized a thundering, “Fuck No,” remembering how that fucking philandering waste of a zygote has done everything in his worldview to subvert our country so he can launch space penises under a NASA contract and get his “wife” more remodeling and reconstruction work.

Fuck yourself, you fucking goof, I can’t wait until the next Democratic President, House and Senate eviscerates your bookstore wealth.