Processed food via your GI system.

Add a sticker on the side to the peeResident that gold trinkets are also included.

Maybe return address from his lover-boys Pootine or Kim Junk whoever.

On another health note - advise that the contents can be injected to cure diseases such as rfkjr.

I double dog dare someone to call saying they're unsatisfied.... And return the load to a specific address that's not theirs. In the 202 area code preferably. House number 1600.

Where do I get one?

Blue states don't HAVE TO claw back a goddamn thing.

Very good!