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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(130,849 posts)
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:34 PM Tuesday

Confused Trump, 79, Demands Troop Deployment Over Fictional Shopping Center

President Donald Trump has threatened to deploy troops to Chicago over a distressed shopping center that does not exist.

“The Miracle Mile Shopping Center in Chicago, once considered our Nation’s BEST, now has a more than 28% vacancy factor, and is ready to call it quits unless something is done about the murder and crime, which is prevalent throughout the City,” the 79-year-old president raged in a Truth Social post just past midnight on Tuesday.

“CALL IN THE TROOPS, FAST, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!” he added.

There is no “Miracle Mile Shopping Center” in Illinois’ largest city. While there are shopping districts with that name in California, Florida, New York, Nevada, and Pennsylvania, it would not appear the president plans to stage a military intervention in Chicago by dispatching personnel to other cities between 800 and 2,000 miles away.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/confused-trump-79-demands-troop-152514941.html

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Confused Trump, 79, Demands Troop Deployment Over Fictional Shopping Center (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Tuesday OP
we have a Miracle Mile in Los Angeles but don't use the term "Miracle Mile Shopping Center" BlueWaveNeverEnd Tuesday #1
Next he'll be ordering troops to Nakatomi Plaza tritsofme Tuesday #2
Assuming they're not busy invading Nipple, Button and Nambia . . . hatrack Tuesday #13
This man is a threat to US national security. He is unable to carry out his duties. Irish_Dem Tuesday #3
A clear and present danger. nt 2naSalit Tuesday #5
This man is not capable of handling an emergency of any sort. Irish_Dem 20 hrs ago #19
That's because he... 2naSalit 20 hrs ago #20
Just remember that the republicans own this. Biophilic Tuesday #4
_ LudwigPastorius Tuesday #6
Trumpy von Shitzenpantz was likely referring to the Magnificent Mile. He is a fucking dumpster fire of stupid. Celerity Tuesday #7
I see that the robots in Chopping Mall are killing and murdering at an alarming rate, declares Trump Johonny Tuesday #8
"Miracle Mile" (1988) Nuclear war nightmare movie... Jack Valentino Tuesday #9
Wow, that's a flashback! keep_left Yesterday #14
I actually rambled onto it on HBO or such, without any prior warning, from the begininng, Jack Valentino Yesterday #15
Miracle Mile is currently on Tubi to Watch for free. Hassin Bin Sober 22 hrs ago #18
Your reaction ("just get the fuck out of LA!")... keep_left 15 hrs ago #23
Chicago has the Magnificent Mile. IL Dem Tuesday #10
Gee. Imagine that. MorbidButterflyTat Tuesday #11
His own tower has had vacant retail ever since it opened newdeal2 Tuesday #12
Sadly KentuckyWoman Yesterday #16
Trump renames "Da Loop" JustABozoOnThisBus 22 hrs ago #17
He probably thinks Jake and Elwood will tear through it next. GoCubsGo 20 hrs ago #21
Trump Translated: Chicago's "Miracle Mile" Prairie Gates 19 hrs ago #22

Irish_Dem

(77,782 posts)
3. This man is a threat to US national security. He is unable to carry out his duties.
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 08:43 PM
Tuesday

In the meantime the GOP congress, courts, media all cover for him on a daily basis.

If disaster strikes the blood is on their hands.

2naSalit

(98,839 posts)
20. That's because he...
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:08 AM
20 hrs ago

IS an emergency.

I hope I outlive the fucker just so I can celebrate his removal from the planet.

Biophilic

(6,263 posts)
4. Just remember that the republicans own this.
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 09:23 PM
Tuesday

He is theirs and everything he says and does reflects on them. They own this.

Celerity

(53,014 posts)
7. Trumpy von Shitzenpantz was likely referring to the Magnificent Mile. He is a fucking dumpster fire of stupid.
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 10:07 PM
Tuesday

Johonny

(25,053 posts)
8. I see that the robots in Chopping Mall are killing and murdering at an alarming rate, declares Trump
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 10:10 PM
Tuesday

in midnight rant.

Jack Valentino

(3,989 posts)
9. "Miracle Mile" (1988) Nuclear war nightmare movie...
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 10:33 PM
Tuesday

Guy picks up a call at a phone booth, mis-dialed by a soldier in a missile silo who thinks he is calling his father---
Soldier tells him that they are 'locked into countdown', 50 minutes to "nuclear fucking war!"

Was set in L.A., thus the title...



Movie trailer:


Wasn't a happy movie, to say the least--- and the main characters wasted too much time
getting the hell out of LA....

Long review:



Purportedly free on Pluto.tv and Tubi, if I recall correctly...
I saw this in the late '80s, and had it on VHS tape---
but it wasn't a movie I wanted to watch too many times,
unless I was in a particularly dark mood.... fair warning. No happy ending here.

So "Forget everything you just heard--- and go back to sleep. (click) "











keep_left

(3,112 posts)
14. Wow, that's a flashback!
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 12:56 AM
Yesterday

That's an obscure one for sure...I think it was in the theaters for about a week! Miracle Mile is not a bad film; it just didn't have the nice, tidy, happy Hollywood ending that was so typical of youth-oriented movies in the '80s. IIRC, Anthony Edwards fought to be cast as the protagonist after reading the script.

Jack Valentino

(3,989 posts)
15. I actually rambled onto it on HBO or such, without any prior warning, from the begininng,
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:39 AM
Yesterday

late at night.... and could not stop watching....
spent most of the film screaming for the main characters to
'get the fuck out of LA' and stop wasting time---
but I fancied myself something of a 'survivalist' at the time,
and was extremely frustrated about all the time they were wasting---

In that period, near the end of Reagan's second term,
there were 'standing orders' in my house
about jumping into the car and driving north 'as fast as you can'---

(my house was on the northern edge of Michigan's capital city---
but, probably would have only prolonged the inevitable,
in such an instance....)

Hassin Bin Sober

(27,323 posts)
18. Miracle Mile is currently on Tubi to Watch for free.
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 05:26 AM
22 hrs ago

Featuring a young pre-ER Anthony Edwards and a young pre Star Trek Next Generation Denise Crosby.

keep_left

(3,112 posts)
23. Your reaction ("just get the fuck out of LA!")...
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 12:14 PM
15 hrs ago

...reminds me of this scene from Terminator 3.

(see 1:56-2:48)

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newdeal2

(4,439 posts)
12. His own tower has had vacant retail ever since it opened
Tue Nov 11, 2025, 11:18 PM
Tuesday

Not the smartest guy after all. And a liar.

KentuckyWoman

(7,330 posts)
16. Sadly
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:49 AM
Yesterday

It is hard to tell what is real vs spoof anymore. That is by design. It is a lot easier for MAGA to believe anything they are told to believe if reality is more than a little fuzzy.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,484 posts)
17. Trump renames "Da Loop"
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 05:01 AM
22 hrs ago

The area formerly known as Chicago's "Loop" is hereby renamed "The Miracle Mile Shopping Center" and will be vastly improved by gold-tone accents and masked federal thugs.

GoCubsGo

(34,539 posts)
21. He probably thinks Jake and Elwood will tear through it next.
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:36 AM
20 hrs ago

Those who have the ability remove this incompetent, blithering moron from office all need to spend the rest of their lives in prison for their dereliction of duty.

Oh, and fuck everyone who helped put him here.

Prairie Gates

(6,796 posts)
22. Trump Translated: Chicago's "Miracle Mile"
Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:47 AM
19 hrs ago

New York's "Miracle Mile" is a stretch of Northern Boulevard in Nassau County (but fairly close to Northern Queens). Indeed, I think it was in George Santos' mixed Nassau-Queens district. Might be wrong about that, but it's close if not in. It is dotted with luxury stores because the area is fairly rich. It also used to have big department stores (I seem to recall a Filene's Basement and a Lord & Taylor back in the day)

Chicago's Magnificent Mile is a stretch of Michigan Avenue running from about Oak Street Beach on its north end to the bridges over the Chicago River at the south. It includes a number of landmarks, including the John Hancock Tower, the old Water Tower, and Water Tower Place, which is one of the several malls in the area. Michigan Avenue is also dotted with many luxury stores and the whole place is certainly a tourist standard for visits to Chicago.

In Trump's defense, it is fairly common for New Yorkers in Chicago to confuse the two expressions.

What Trump is referring to is the occasional "teen takeovers" on Michigan Avenue - this is when large numbers of teens, usually from the South Side (read: black) suddenly materialize in areas like River North, Millenium Park, or, yes, the Magnificent Mile. They are rowdy, traveling in large numbers (sometimes several hundred) and some of them are certainly intent on shoplifting and other crimes. Many are just there for the fun, it should be added. This is, of course, the nightmare scenario in Trump/MAGA mythology: the luxury "white area" suddenly beset by young black kids! So Trump wants to highlight the teen takeovers and wants Fox to show you images of them. Black Kids Run Riot in front of Ferragamo and Tiffany's, oh no!

The idea that these takeovers (which have largely subsided anyway) are a problem that require troop deployments is, of course, completely insane.

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