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Orrex

(66,373 posts) Wed Nov 12, 2025, 06:08 AM 19 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Frightened to death by a scary, mysterious magnet?

Lost and presumed dead in Chicago's Miracle Mile shopping center?

Fell from the Grand Teton during pardoning ceremony?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 19 hrs ago OP

No but malaise 18 hrs ago #1

Hell is not deep enough or hot enough for this cancer on our country Grim Chieftain 18 hrs ago #2

"Frightened to death by a scary, mysterious magnet" Auggie 17 hrs ago #3

No, but I am praying for Satan to take this motherf*cker home. Now would be good. Joinfortmill 17 hrs ago #4

No, but he's in for a shock when he does.... surfered 17 hrs ago #5

Good one! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #10

🙏 surfered 16 hrs ago #15

I'll take #2, LOL! ...But really, I'll take any of the hundreds of possible endings for him that you've LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 17 hrs ago #7

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 it's still there... surfered 17 hrs ago #8

Has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #12

Not soon enough surfered 16 hrs ago #16

Soon... SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #11

Not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #9

Today would be a great day to cleanse the world of this plague Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #18

He fell asleep in the Oval Office Seinan Sensei 16 hrs ago #13

For Veterans' day he was given a 47 gun salute, by sharpshooters. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #14

And now 11/11 is a national holiday twice over GopherGal 14 hrs ago #20

Nyet. 58Sunliner 16 hrs ago #17

"You call?" hlthe2b 14 hrs ago #19

Damn, another disappointment this morning. republianmushroom 14 hrs ago #21

Died of... Blumancru 11 hrs ago #22

malaise

(290,995 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 06:17 AM

18 hrs ago

if lying killed he’d already be six ft under
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220797972

Grim Chieftain

(908 posts)

2. Hell is not deep enough or hot enough for this cancer on our country

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 06:50 AM

18 hrs ago

Just die already - slowly, quickly, whatever. Just end this hell you have created.

Auggie

(32,706 posts)

3. "Frightened to death by a scary, mysterious magnet"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:35 AM

17 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(19,489 posts)

4. No, but I am praying for Satan to take this motherf*cker home. Now would be good.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:43 AM

17 hrs ago

surfered

(10,249 posts)

5. No, but he's in for a shock when he does....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 07:55 AM

17 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)

10. Good one!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:15 AM

16 hrs ago

surfered

(10,249 posts)

15. 🙏

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:31 AM

16 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(9,025 posts)

6. I'll take #2, LOL! ...But really, I'll take any of the hundreds of possible endings for him that you've

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:01 AM

17 hrs ago

described over the past several months

niyad

(128,431 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:04 AM

17 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,249 posts)

8. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 it's still there...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:11 AM

17 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)

12. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:16 AM

16 hrs ago

surfered

(10,249 posts)

16. Not soon enough

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:33 AM

16 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)

11. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:15 AM

16 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(74,994 posts)

9. Not yet, but the day is young...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:14 AM

17 hrs ago

Still plenty of time for a fortunate event!

Blue Owl

(57,890 posts)

18. Today would be a great day to cleanse the world of this plague

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 09:01 AM

16 hrs ago

Visualizing a cold pile of flesh and rot being lowered into a hole, never to be seen or heard from again…

Seinan Sensei

(1,253 posts)

13. He fell asleep in the Oval Office

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:23 AM

16 hrs ago

They thought he’d died
So they buried him
Then he woke up

twodogsbarking

(16,654 posts)

14. For Veterans' day he was given a 47 gun salute, by sharpshooters.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:28 AM

16 hrs ago

All were direct hits.

GopherGal

(2,710 posts)

20. And now 11/11 is a national holiday twice over

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 10:42 AM

14 hrs ago

or maybe 48 if we honor all veterans plus the 47 who rid us of the orange scourge

58Sunliner

(6,226 posts)

17. Nyet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 08:36 AM

16 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(112,088 posts)

19. "You call?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 10:23 AM

14 hrs ago

"happy to give the 'a ssssssisssst'"

republianmushroom

(22,023 posts)

21. Damn, another disappointment this morning.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:10 AM

14 hrs ago

There will be more today, the good news a day closer to that day when I won't be disappointed.

Blumancru

(16 posts)

22. Died of...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:22 PM

11 hrs ago

…Chronic Penis Insufficiency?

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