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Zorro

(18,157 posts) Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:12 AM 14 hrs ago

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” Trump said, adding that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”

Justifying his use of immigration agents, Trump accused all those who booed him of being in a Venezuelan drug cartel.

Elaborating on his claim, Trump said, “Despite our successful air strikes off the coast of Venezuela, somehow 67,000 of these criminals got through.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orders-ice-to-arrest-67000

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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him (Original Post) Zorro 14 hrs ago OP

The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire, MarineCombatEngineer 13 hrs ago #1

I did the same thing. sheshe2 13 hrs ago #8

Me too. LAS14 13 hrs ago #9

Fuck him. Moostache 13 hrs ago #2

Very clever. efhmc 13 hrs ago #3

Maybe they weren't booing him? imanamerican63 13 hrs ago #4

Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do sakabatou 13 hrs ago #5

Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour Torchlight 13 hrs ago #6

I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #7

Same here PatSeg 12 hrs ago #10

It sure is MustLoveBeagles 11 hrs ago #17

Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year? ChicagoTeamster 12 hrs ago #11

LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke. ashredux 11 hrs ago #12

The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate. progressoid 11 hrs ago #13

Not too far from the truth IronLionZion 11 hrs ago #14

I knew it was satire, but checked anyway Ohioboy 11 hrs ago #15

I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!! niyad 11 hrs ago #16

MarineCombatEngineer

(16,762 posts)

1. The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire,

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:19 AM

13 hrs ago

because I wouldn't put it past him to do this.

sheshe2

(94,822 posts)

8. I did the same thing.

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:36 AM

13 hrs ago

I saw the title and I said WTF!!! Then opened the thread to see it was satire. Until I did, I honestly believed it as true.

PS We should not give him any new ideas!

LAS14

(15,406 posts)

9. Me too.

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:39 AM

13 hrs ago

Moostache

(10,915 posts)

2. Fuck him.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:19 AM

13 hrs ago

Seriously. Fuck him hard.

Release the Trumpstein files.
Epstein.
Trump.
Guilty.
Period.

efhmc

(15,926 posts)

3. Very clever.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:21 AM

13 hrs ago

imanamerican63

(15,666 posts)

4. Maybe they weren't booing him?

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:22 AM

13 hrs ago

Maybe they were booing Hegseth who standing next to Trump?

What a pitiful petty prick of a man?

sakabatou

(45,518 posts)

5. Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:24 AM

13 hrs ago

Torchlight

(6,117 posts)

6. Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:28 AM

13 hrs ago

Our boy's mind is so simple he thinks magnets are unknown and looks straight into an eclipse. There's not much I expect he doesn't *want* to do in his attempt to bankrupt the nation into fascism.

MustLoveBeagles

(13,797 posts)

7. I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:34 AM

13 hrs ago

PatSeg

(51,448 posts)

10. Same here

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:04 PM

12 hrs ago

Isn't that really scary?

MustLoveBeagles

(13,797 posts)

17. It sure is

Reply to PatSeg (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:37 PM

11 hrs ago

ChicagoTeamster

(148 posts)

11. Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year?

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:05 PM

12 hrs ago

ashredux

(2,805 posts)

12. LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:21 PM

11 hrs ago

progressoid

(52,296 posts)

13. The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:22 PM

11 hrs ago

They really love that lie.

IronLionZion

(50,304 posts)

14. Not too far from the truth

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:23 PM

11 hrs ago

considering their reaction to social media posts about deceased MAGA personalities. Sharing a MAGA person's own words and recordings is a crime these days.

Ohioboy

(3,835 posts)

15. I knew it was satire, but checked anyway

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:30 PM

11 hrs ago

You never know these days.

niyad

(128,431 posts)

16. I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!!

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:31 PM

11 hrs ago

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That is how FUCKING INSANE the insecure, hate-filled little prick is. Reading about him suing all the makers and sellers of anti-him merchandise yesterday showed clearly just how fucking out of control he and his goons are. I put NOTHING past them.

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