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Orrex

(66,668 posts) Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:20 AM Dec 7

Is he dead yet?

Run over by minimally-inspected freight train?

Laughed himself to death, sure that he heard someone declare him no compost Mentos?

Stroked out while trying to find Alaska on a globe?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 7 OP

Overwhelmed by organizations currying favor bestowing made up Peace Prizes. surfered Dec 7 #1

No but malaise Dec 7 #2

Not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Dec 7 #3

Keep hope alive surfered Dec 7 #6

Holding the vision... SheltieLover Dec 7 #12

Decimated by the combination of the SEC-winning UGA Bulldog and Big 10 Hoosier Buffalo LET LOOSE! hlthe2b Dec 7 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 7 #5

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 7 #7

My bottle is in the fridge LetMyPeopleVote Dec 7 #13

Put his shirt on backwards, choked when he buttoned the top button Phentex Dec 7 #8

Afraid not. One thing though bluestarone Dec 7 #9

Twelve drummers shoved drum sticks into his head. twodogsbarking Dec 7 #10

February 2nd, 2026...Groundhogs Day. Manifest this day.... MiHale Dec 7 #11

PRAYING FOR THIS DAY LetMyPeopleVote Dec 7 #14

Unbuttons his shirt collar and removes tie. Foreskin pops up and smothers him. Blumancru Dec 7 #15

Rage-tweeted himself into oblivion while on the gold toilet Blue Owl Dec 7 #16

No, but soon. TickTock. Joinfortmill Dec 7 #17

surfered

(11,462 posts)

1. Overwhelmed by organizations currying favor bestowing made up Peace Prizes.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:36 AM

Dec 7

His narcissistic brain couldn’t refuse any.

malaise

(292,679 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:48 AM

Dec 7

He sure looks decrepit so I am hopeful 😀

SheltieLover

(76,717 posts)

3. Not yet, but the day is young...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:33 AM

Dec 7

surfered

(11,462 posts)

6. Keep hope alive

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:20 AM

Dec 7

SheltieLover

(76,717 posts)

12. Holding the vision...

Reply to surfered (Reply #6)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:35 AM

Dec 7

hlthe2b

(112,793 posts)

4. Decimated by the combination of the SEC-winning UGA Bulldog and Big 10 Hoosier Buffalo LET LOOSE!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:06 AM

Dec 7

and

niyad

(129,505 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:09 AM

Dec 7

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,462 posts)

7. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:21 AM

Dec 7

LetMyPeopleVote

(174,820 posts)

13. My bottle is in the fridge

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 02:15 PM

Dec 7

Link to tweet

Phentex

(16,686 posts)

8. Put his shirt on backwards, choked when he buttoned the top button

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:25 AM

Dec 7

buried in a tan suit

bluestarone

(21,138 posts)

9. Afraid not. One thing though

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:28 AM

Dec 7

He better stay clear of funeral homes. At times he looks like he's DEAD, and they would throw him in a coffin.

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

10. Twelve drummers shoved drum sticks into his head.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:51 AM

Dec 7

Eleven pipers piped in so they could do it to music.
Ten lords were leaping, while nine ladies danced.
Eight maids supplied the egg nog.
Seven swans swam to see.
Six geese supplied eggs.
Five golden rings for sale on ebay.
Four birds called for more drummers.
Three French hens were served with stuffing.
Two turtle doves who are gay attended.
A partridge supplied pear pudding.

Peace all.