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Orrex

(66,668 posts) Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:29 AM Dec 8

Is he dead yet?

Last edited Mon Dec 8, 2025, 10:31 AM - Edit history (1)

Rage-induced coronary when he couldn't find his woobie for this hour's nap time?

Dehydrated because he couldn't figure out how to use his sippy cup?

Fell out of his high chair during a lunchtime tantum?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Dec 8 OP

While officiating the annual Mud Wrestling Championship at the Kennedy Center, Trump fell in the pit and drowned. surfered Dec 8 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Dec 8 #2

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Dec 8 #4

Uh oh... Is that the turkey he pardoned... hlthe2b Dec 8 #3

Skewered by many miserable, horrible yet persistent people? SheltieLover Dec 8 #5

Melaaaniaaaah sees a burglar in the WH and shoots him six times. Then she lets the burglar go. twodogsbarking Dec 8 #6

I hope "Quiet Piggy" are the the last words he hears whispered in his ear by a nurse... Pluvious Dec 8 #7

Goes for a ride in a swan boat in the Tidal Basin in D. C. and Kegsbreath mistakes it for a drug running boat generalbetrayus Dec 8 #8

No but malaise Dec 8 #9

The FAFO Peace Prize he just got turns out to be a pain inflicting collar, like on Star Trek Blumancru Dec 8 #10

You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one Donkees Dec 8 #11

Good one today! niyad Dec 8 #14

Almost. He tried molesting a Girl Scout who happened to be an undercover cop who proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Dave Bowman Dec 8 #12

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Dec 8 #13

surfered

(11,462 posts)

1. While officiating the annual Mud Wrestling Championship at the Kennedy Center, Trump fell in the pit and drowned.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:35 AM

Dec 8

niyad

(129,505 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:36 AM

Dec 8

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,462 posts)

4. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:44 AM

Dec 8

hlthe2b

(112,793 posts)

3. Uh oh... Is that the turkey he pardoned...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 09:39 AM

Dec 8

Coming back to exact revenge for his murdered "buddies?" Maybe joined by some offshore Venezuelan fishermen who likewise want to avenge some murdered "buddies?" Uh oh...

SheltieLover

(76,717 posts)

5. Skewered by many miserable, horrible yet persistent people?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 10:41 AM

Dec 8

(https://democraticunderground.com/100220853887 )

twodogsbarking

(17,569 posts)

6. Melaaaniaaaah sees a burglar in the WH and shoots him six times. Then she lets the burglar go.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:04 AM

Dec 8

Pluvious

(5,239 posts)

7. I hope "Quiet Piggy" are the the last words he hears whispered in his ear by a nurse...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:06 AM

Dec 8

Link to tweet

generalbetrayus

(1,497 posts)

8. Goes for a ride in a swan boat in the Tidal Basin in D. C. and Kegsbreath mistakes it for a drug running boat

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:09 AM

Dec 8

and orders a missile strike.

malaise

(292,679 posts)

9. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:10 AM

Dec 8

MTG is now a sworn enemy😀

Blumancru

(210 posts)

10. The FAFO Peace Prize he just got turns out to be a pain inflicting collar, like on Star Trek

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:33 AM

Dec 8

And Malodorous has the remote control. She and the Epstein victims take turns activating it until the batteries run down. Empty G gets fresh ones and they all continue. Finally he is finished.
On the third day afterwards, his followers are sorely disappointed.
Malodorous runs away with OJ Simpson, who has been alive all this time hiding out at Log O Mierda.