One time I was at Sam’s Club and in the book rack there was a book all about the orange shitstain with his ugly mug on the cover. I took Kamala’s book and put it over top of his.

If you had been arrested, could have written the 21st century version of Alice's Restaurant.

I'm betting that, at most, you deprived folks who work outside in the winter (farmers, mail carriers, road crew, etc.) of needed protection. I'm sure glad you couldn't find pepper spray or something to slit it with.

I get the impulse, but as someone who grew up walking a mile to school in the bitter cold and wind - not cool.

in Orlando. What does that have to do with anything?

from Conservative authors while in Costco. Simple guilty pleasure. 🤷‍♀️

that you did nothing that will affect ICE agents in any way shape or form but, instead, made it more difficult for people to find masks during winter flu season.

Brilliant!

Occasionally, at a cash register, my wife or I will see a stack of flyers for an upcoming gun show. We scoop them up and toss them in the trash.

Some of you are so judgemental

I saw they were selling the chocolate croissants and there were only two packages left and I bought them both.

It was kind of a dirty trick but I did it anyway.