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Orrex

(66,708 posts) Thu Jan 15, 2026, 06:42 AM 6 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet?

Taken out by assassins from Belgium?
Taken out by assassins from Canada?
Taken out by assassins from Denmark?
Taken out by assassins from France?
Taken out by assassins from Iceland?
Taken out by assassins from Italy?
Taken out by assassins from Luxembourg?
Taken out by assassins from Netherlands?
Taken out by assassins from Norway?
Taken out by assassins from Portugal?
Taken out by assassins from United Kingdom?
Taken out by assassins from Greece?
Taken out by assassins from Turkey?
Taken out by assassins from Germany?
Taken out by assassins from Spain?
Taken out by assassins from Czechia?
Taken out by assassins from Hungary?
Taken out by assassins from Poland?
Taken out by assassins from Bulgaria?
Taken out by assassins from Estonia?
Taken out by assassins from Latvia?
Taken out by assassins from Lithuania?
Taken out by assassins from Romania?
Taken out by assassins from Slovakia?
Taken out by assassins from Slovenia?
Taken out by assassins from Albania?
Taken out by assassins from Croatia?
Taken out by assassins from Montenegro?
Taken out by assassins from North Macedonia?
Taken out by assassins from Finland?
Taken out by assassins from Sweden?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 6 hrs ago OP

You forgot Zululand. mahatmakanejeeves 6 hrs ago #1

penguin assassins from the Heard and McDonald Islands would be pretty cool LymphocyteLover 5 hrs ago #10

Like this surfered 5 hrs ago #11

What about the 75 nations that the State Department suspend visa processing for? TexasTowelie 6 hrs ago #2

Split in half as he arrived in Greenland malaise 6 hrs ago #3

Sadly, I don't believe so...yet. SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #4

But taken out in such a way as ... MiHale 5 hrs ago #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 5 hrs ago #6

The day may be young, but sadly, I'm not. Can't wait much lomger surfered 5 hrs ago #12

Denmark might go all Hamlet on him. IronLionZion 5 hrs ago #7

I Hope the something rotten is Trump's rotting corpse surfered 5 hrs ago #13

Nicely played malaise 4 hrs ago #14

where are the made in America assassins? What happened to America first??? LymphocyteLover 5 hrs ago #8

I wish for trump to die from a long slow death. Omnipresent 5 hrs ago #9

With the nurse that says "Quiet, Piggy" when he asks for pain meds Blue Owl 1 hr ago #20

Apparently, bagimin 4 hrs ago #15

Melaaaaaniaaaaaaaah makes him a special smoothie. Hemlock. twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #16

"My guys headed to Iceland & Greenland... NATO reinforcements against orange menace!" hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #17

Go get him! MustLoveBeagles 58 min ago #22

NOT. SOON. ENOUGH. Dulcinea 2 hrs ago #18

You're on my wavelength, Orrex Blue Owl 1 hr ago #19

Does it matter anymore? BWdem4life 1 hr ago #21

mahatmakanejeeves

(68,350 posts)

1. You forgot Zululand.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 06:49 AM

6 hrs ago

Clearly what we need is a country named after Xavier Cugat.

And good morning.

LymphocyteLover

(9,408 posts)

10. penguin assassins from the Heard and McDonald Islands would be pretty cool

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:49 AM

5 hrs ago

surfered

(11,727 posts)

11. Like this

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:57 AM

5 hrs ago

TexasTowelie

(125,646 posts)

2. What about the 75 nations that the State Department suspend visa processing for?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:08 AM

6 hrs ago

I suspect that there are some non-NATO countries that would relish getting in on the action.

malaise

(293,094 posts)

3. Split in half as he arrived in Greenland

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:10 AM

6 hrs ago

planning to celebrate American imperialism.
His right heel got stuck in sticky snow as he touched the ground while descending his imperial plane and both legs spreadeagled as he crashed to oblivion and landed on his orange face. KaBOOM! A bright orange mark was left on the snow.
The Inuit cheered as did the entire planet.😀

SheltieLover

(76,973 posts)

4. Sadly, I don't believe so...yet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:14 AM

5 hrs ago

MiHale

(12,648 posts)

5. But taken out in such a way as ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

5 hrs ago

To not make him into a martyr. Some people have a tendency to turn assassinated leaders into heroes.

niyad

(129,786 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:40 AM

5 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(11,727 posts)

12. The day may be young, but sadly, I'm not. Can't wait much lomger

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:59 AM

5 hrs ago

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

IronLionZion

(50,847 posts)

7. Denmark might go all Hamlet on him.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:47 AM

5 hrs ago

"To be, or not to be," "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark," and "To thine own self be true,"

surfered

(11,727 posts)

13. I Hope the something rotten is Trump's rotting corpse

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #7)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 08:00 AM

5 hrs ago

malaise

(293,094 posts)

14. Nicely played

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #7)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 08:12 AM

4 hrs ago

😀

LymphocyteLover

(9,408 posts)

8. where are the made in America assassins? What happened to America first???

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:47 AM

5 hrs ago

Omnipresent

(7,311 posts)

9. I wish for trump to die from a long slow death.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 07:49 AM

5 hrs ago

While laying in a hospital bed, while watching the next President dismantle all of his shitstained achievements!

Blue Owl

(58,210 posts)

20. With the nurse that says "Quiet, Piggy" when he asks for pain meds

Reply to Omnipresent (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 11:40 AM

1 hr ago

bagimin

(1,662 posts)

15. Apparently,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 08:12 AM

4 hrs ago

he smells like it.

twodogsbarking

(17,618 posts)

16. Melaaaaaniaaaaaaaah makes him a special smoothie. Hemlock.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 08:26 AM

4 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(112,909 posts)

17. "My guys headed to Iceland & Greenland... NATO reinforcements against orange menace!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 09:43 AM

3 hrs ago

MustLoveBeagles

(14,875 posts)

22. Go get him!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #17)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 12:12 PM

58 min ago

Dulcinea

(9,704 posts)

18. NOT. SOON. ENOUGH.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 10:49 AM

2 hrs ago

Are there polar bears in Greenland? Just askin'.

Blue Owl

(58,210 posts)

19. You're on my wavelength, Orrex

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 11:39 AM

1 hr ago

BWdem4life

(2,933 posts)

21. Does it matter anymore?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Jan 15, 2026, 11:50 AM

1 hr ago

Just wondering.

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